10 places to have sex at work

TheMercenary · 11-13-2007, 01:19 PM

This is pretty funny...

10 places to have sex at work
One in five people claim to have had sex in their office building. I did some asking around (and, of course, some looking on the internet) and discovered exactly where:

1. The boss's desk. Some surveys suggest that up to 25 per cent of people have bruised their spines - or someone else's - on their manager's table.

2. All 25 desks in your office. Don't think that you have the energy? Follow the example of this Australian woman.

3. Against a filing cabinet. It might be noisy and it's possible that at least one of you will end up with handle marks imprinted in your buttocks; on the other hand, a naked break-dancing civil servant might jump out of the cabinet mid-way through, making the whole escapade less private but potentially more exciting, if you like that sort of thing.

4. The editing suite. Apparently this is the preferred place for trysting TV types, being warm, dark and well-covered with CCTV cameras.

5. On the rooftop or a balcony. Outside, no one can hear you scream. On the other hand, unless you work in the tallest building in the vicinity, plenty of people can see what you're getting up to.

6. A sofa. Several people questioned in an informal Snakes & Ladders poll of people we thought might be quite naughty admitted bouncing on their boss's furniture after hours. One person suggested choosing leather over fabric where possible.

7. Somewhere there's food. Depending on where you work, this could be the canteen (mmm, gravy); the staffroom (particularly useful if you are dating a colleague although not recommended if you are also married to one); or the office tea-trolley. Really.

8. A disabled lavatory. More room than the average cubicle but still smells like a toilet.

9. The nurse's room. A lock, an examination table and even some wet wipes.

10. In the middle of an open-plan office. Go on. Be a devil. But do plan ahead; you'll need to think of something good to tell the recruitment agent the next morning when she wants to know why you left your last job.

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jester · 11-13-2007, 02:08 PM

I was told by one of the guys here at work about another guy, who was married, but had a girl on the side, got on top of a table in one of our back rooms (office not used) and climbed up above the ceiling tiles and had sex. wtf? How they did that without falling thru the ceiling is beyond me.

SteveDallas · 11-13-2007, 02:28 PM

At a previous job, we hired students to help out part-time with sysadmin stuff on our VAX. One of these students was once caught in the midst of an intimate moment with her boyfriend in the system room.

Michaela · 11-13-2007, 02:31 PM

We have a small club of sorts with showers!

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 02:38 PM

Of course, anyone who has ever worked in a bar knows about pool tables. Not me, of course.

bluecuracao · 11-13-2007, 02:50 PM

So those stains on the felt aren't all from drinks knocked off the rail...eww...

SteveDallas · 11-13-2007, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Of course, anyone who has ever worked in a bar knows about pool tables. Not me, of course.

We were once walking through Sears at the local mall, and as we passed their pool table display, I took a quick look and mentioned that I'd enjoy having a pool table one of these days.

"Oh yeah, I bet you would."
"Yeah, it would be fun."
"Lots of fun, no doubt."
"Yeah, I used to go over to the game room in college & play sometimes. I wasn't very good but my roommate's friend was one of the managers and she would give us extra games free when there weren't any customers. So I got a little more practice."
"Oh.
You mean you actually wanted one so you could play pool?"

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 03:23 PM

Pocket pool!

Cicero · 11-13-2007, 03:24 PM

Shawnee...quit touching that.

Shawnee123 · 11-13-2007, 03:33 PM

Dammit, Cicero...you busted me again.

jester · 11-13-2007, 04:15 PM

A lot of the books I read - the "lovers" have sex on pool tables. Huh, what a coincidence

SteveDallas · 11-13-2007, 04:43 PM

Oh hey... how could I forget?

Where to have sex at work?

"That would be in the butt, Bob"

Sheldonrs · 11-13-2007, 04:52 PM

Been there; done that. Bathroom stall with the UPS guy. :-)

DucksNuts · 11-13-2007, 04:56 PM

Tick

Tick

Tick...

hmmm, I have a few to work on

DucksNuts · 11-13-2007, 04:56 PM

Oh, Sheldon, you dirty slut.

I love that about you!!

11-13-2007, 01:19 PM	#1
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	10 places to have sex at work This is pretty funny... 10 places to have sex at work One in five people claim to have had sex in their office building. I did some asking around (and, of course, some looking on the internet) and discovered exactly where: 1. The boss's desk. Some surveys suggest that up to 25 per cent of people have bruised their spines - or someone else's - on their manager's table. 2. All 25 desks in your office. Don't think that you have the energy? Follow the example of this Australian woman. 3. Against a filing cabinet. It might be noisy and it's possible that at least one of you will end up with handle marks imprinted in your buttocks; on the other hand, a naked break-dancing civil servant might jump out of the cabinet mid-way through, making the whole escapade less private but potentially more exciting, if you like that sort of thing. 4. The editing suite. Apparently this is the preferred place for trysting TV types, being warm, dark and well-covered with CCTV cameras. 5. On the rooftop or a balcony. Outside, no one can hear you scream. On the other hand, unless you work in the tallest building in the vicinity, plenty of people can see what you're getting up to. 6. A sofa. Several people questioned in an informal Snakes & Ladders poll of people we thought might be quite naughty admitted bouncing on their boss's furniture after hours. One person suggested choosing leather over fabric where possible. 7. Somewhere there's food. Depending on where you work, this could be the canteen (mmm, gravy); the staffroom (particularly useful if you are dating a colleague although not recommended if you are also married to one); or the office tea-trolley. Really. 8. A disabled lavatory. More room than the average cubicle but still smells like a toilet. 9. The nurse's room. A lock, an examination table and even some wet wipes. 10. In the middle of an open-plan office. Go on. Be a devil. But do plan ahead; you'll need to think of something good to tell the recruitment agent the next morning when she wants to know why you left your last job. http://timesonline.typepad.com/snake...ces-to-ha.html __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-13-2007, 03:24 PM	#9
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Shawnee...quit touching that. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-13-2007, 04:52 PM	#13
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Been there; done that. Bathroom stall with the UPS guy. :-) __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-13-2007, 02:08 PM	#2
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	I was told by one of the guys here at work about another guy, who was married, but had a girl on the side, got on top of a table in one of our back rooms (office not used) and climbed up above the ceiling tiles and had sex. wtf? How they did that without falling thru the ceiling is beyond me.

11-13-2007, 02:28 PM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	At a previous job, we hired students to help out part-time with sysadmin stuff on our VAX. One of these students was once caught in the midst of an intimate moment with her boyfriend in the system room.

11-13-2007, 02:31 PM	#4
Michaela Lively Girl Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Montlake Terrace, WA Posts: 67	We have a small club of sorts with showers!

11-13-2007, 02:38 PM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Of course, anyone who has ever worked in a bar knows about pool tables. Not me, of course.

11-13-2007, 02:50 PM	#6
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	So those stains on the felt aren't all from drinks knocked off the rail...eww...

11-13-2007, 03:23 PM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Pocket pool!

11-13-2007, 03:33 PM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Dammit, Cicero...you busted me again.

11-13-2007, 04:15 PM	#11
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	A lot of the books I read - the "lovers" have sex on pool tables. Huh, what a coincidence

11-13-2007, 04:43 PM	#12
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Oh hey... how could I forget? Where to have sex at work? "That would be in the butt, Bob"

11-13-2007, 04:56 PM	#14
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Tick Tick Tick... hmmm, I have a few to work on

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