Secret Santa - The Gifts

DucksNuts · 12-11-2007, 03:41 AM

Thank you, thank you...THANK YOU!!! to my secret santa

My gift arrived today and I opened it as I will be on the other side of Australia for Christmas.

The whale penis box had me giggling and a bit apprehensive about how I was going to explain the gynormous penis necklace I was wearing.

But I loved the gift

Have them on now

Thanks again.

Sorry I didnt wait to open it, but as I said, it will probably be New Years before I opened it otherwise.

Apologies for the pic quality, they are off my phone.

monster · 12-11-2007, 03:20 PM

Ooh, they're lovely.

lookout123 · 12-11-2007, 03:38 PM

awesome. excellent work there secret santa.

and good job on the lovely ear and neck there, ducksnuts parents.

Aliantha · 12-11-2007, 04:18 PM

Oooh you lucky ducky!

kerosene · 12-14-2007, 03:18 PM

Is this where I should post? I hope so, or else, someone can kiss my ass...I don't really care who...

Anyway, here goes...

I received this package from Fedex today, much to my surprise. I removed the card attached to the top and this is what it said:

Inside:

When I opened the box, I was STUNNED to see the following:

So, with caution, I proceeded...gently. (for those who can't see the edges it says "Yar, there be COCKS here!") Indeed there was not just one cock...

...but two!

I am not sure what they are made of, but they are hard as ceramic...and I think they are designed for something light and either salty or peppery comes out of them when I shake them a lot.

Thank you for giving me 2 cocks, secret santa. I will take care of them and use them often.

The next thing I discovered was:

There was a little note on the back, that I didn't discover until after I took the photos. It says: "You must have a finely tuned BS meter to survive in The Cellar! Practice makes perfect."

But that wasn't all. There was one more gift:

There was a note on the back of this one, too, but I am afraid that if I share it, my secret santa will be revealed. Perhaps one could determine the source of these great gifts by interpreting their meanings? Hmm?

Thank you so very much, Secret Santa.

Cicero · 12-14-2007, 03:23 PM

lol!!! I love it!!!! I know who it was!!!
I like the card too! Awesome!!

Ducksnuts seems to have made out pretty well too! Whale penis and jewelry...well if that isn't the spirit of the cellar!

monster · 12-14-2007, 04:09 PM

cool!

LJ · 12-18-2007, 03:58 PM

[lame way out]

here's what i got from someone in NC.

thank you , SS!

zippyt · 12-18-2007, 04:46 PM

My SS thought these would taste Nice !!!

I bet they do !!!

monster · 12-18-2007, 04:52 PM

Redex would taste nice?

This?

LJ · 12-18-2007, 04:57 PM

that bacon dressing is the bomb.

heated up over spinach and tomato salad....goat cheese.....mmmmmmm

zippyt · 12-18-2007, 08:32 PM

That sounds GOOD !!

binky · 12-20-2007, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LJ

[lame way out]

here's what i got from someone in NC.

thank you , SS!

Just ordered this for my daughter-paid almost as much to ship as the item cost but I know she'll love it

jester · 12-20-2007, 01:40 PM

I received mine today. It's awesome. I love it. It's totally me! The letter was "sweet" as well. Quite revealing. Thank you so very much SS - I think I know, but not exactly sure.

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What a talent.

jinx · 12-20-2007, 01:43 PM

Is that Madeline?

12-11-2007, 03:41 AM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Secret Santa - The Gifts Thank you, thank you...THANK YOU!!! to my secret santa My gift arrived today and I opened it as I will be on the other side of Australia for Christmas. The whale penis box had me giggling and a bit apprehensive about how I was going to explain the gynormous penis necklace I was wearing. But I loved the gift Have them on now Thanks again. Sorry I didnt wait to open it, but as I said, it will probably be New Years before I opened it otherwise. Apologies for the pic quality, they are off my phone.

12-11-2007, 03:20 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Ooh, they're lovely. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-11-2007, 03:38 PM	#3
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	awesome. excellent work there secret santa. and good job on the lovely ear and neck there, ducksnuts parents. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-11-2007, 04:18 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Oooh you lucky ducky! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-14-2007, 03:18 PM	#5
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Gifts from my secret santa! Is this where I should post? I hope so, or else, someone can kiss my ass...I don't really care who... Anyway, here goes... I received this package from Fedex today, much to my surprise. I removed the card attached to the top and this is what it said: Inside: When I opened the box, I was STUNNED to see the following: So, with caution, I proceeded...gently. (for those who can't see the edges it says "Yar, there be COCKS here!") Indeed there was not just one cock... ...but two! I am not sure what they are made of, but they are hard as ceramic...and I think they are designed for something light and either salty or peppery comes out of them when I shake them a lot. Thank you for giving me 2 cocks, secret santa. I will take care of them and use them often. The next thing I discovered was: There was a little note on the back, that I didn't discover until after I took the photos. It says: "You must have a finely tuned BS meter to survive in The Cellar! Practice makes perfect." But that wasn't all. There was one more gift: There was a note on the back of this one, too, but I am afraid that if I share it, my secret santa will be revealed. Perhaps one could determine the source of these great gifts by interpreting their meanings? Hmm? Thank you so very much, Secret Santa.

12-14-2007, 03:23 PM	#6
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	lol!!! I love it!!!! I know who it was!!! I like the card too! Awesome!! Ducksnuts seems to have made out pretty well too! Whale penis and jewelry...well if that isn't the spirit of the cellar! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

12-14-2007, 04:09 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	cool! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-18-2007, 03:58 PM	#8
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	[lame way out] here's what i got from someone in NC. thank you , SS! __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

12-18-2007, 04:46 PM	#9
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	My SS thought these would taste Nice !!! I bet they do !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-18-2007, 04:52 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Redex would taste nice? This? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-18-2007, 04:57 PM	#11
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	that bacon dressing is the bomb. heated up over spinach and tomato salad....goat cheese.....mmmmmmm __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens

12-18-2007, 08:32 PM	#12
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	That sounds GOOD !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-20-2007, 01:40 PM	#14
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	I received mine today. It's awesome. I love it. It's totally me! The letter was "sweet" as well. Quite revealing. Thank you so very much SS - I think I know, but not exactly sure. What a talent.

12-20-2007, 01:43 PM	#15
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Is that Madeline? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

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