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05-16-2003, 10:22 AM
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IT'S IN THE TREES! ... IT'S COMING! ...
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Sad? ... I don't think so
A guy in West Los Angeles is looking for a wife. I found this in the UK online FHM newsletter I get every week under the heading 'Sad Man Of The Week'. Personally, I don't think this is so, if I were going to look for a partner, this is probably the way I'd do it.
Orrrrr ... I'm just a sad git as well 
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05-16-2003, 10:59 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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I can see why he's having difficulty finding someone ... but you never know. My friend's grandmom always said "there's a lid for every pot."
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05-16-2003, 12:52 PM
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no one of consequence
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Yeah, that guy's a real winner... NOT.
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05-16-2003, 03:43 PM
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05-16-2003, 06:41 PM
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Man, the internet makes things so easy these days...and it also sets people up for incredible failures.
The guy doesn't come across to me as an asshole, so he deserves some happiness. I hope he finds what he is looking for. |
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05-16-2003, 10:23 PM
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no one of consequence
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Why the hell would you want someone flat chested?
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05-16-2003, 10:42 PM
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I used to have a rule in dating--never date a woman with smaller boobs than myself. I dated a small-breasted woman once...and it simply didn't work out. Never again. |
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05-17-2003, 12:03 AM
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I can't put my finger on why, but he reminds me of Jean Teasdale from The Onion.
Personally, I think the guy is wound a bit too tight. I mean, no kissing on the mouth and he dismisses oral sex out of hand? Yeah, he sounds like a lot of fun. |
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05-17-2003, 12:38 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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I was wondering about that as well. Dude sounds essentially asexual, but seeks a mate to appear to fit in socially, which he probably never has. Shame really. He may otherwise be an entirely likeable guy.
I do wonder if that's a one-way or both-ways prohibition? I'm reminded of the alka seltzer commercial ... "Try it, you'll like it"
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05-17-2003, 04:25 AM
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05-17-2003, 08:48 AM
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05-17-2003, 10:09 AM
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no one of consequence
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05-17-2003, 10:51 AM
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Umm ... yeah.
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Well, I've always believed all you need is a mouthful... Of course I'm pretty damn flat chested so a mouthful still adhears to Syc's rule for me.
Still no kissing on the mouth or oral sex??? WTF? I didn't read much but there's probably something in there about missionary only every other Saturday night. Not to exceed twenty minutes. Well, at least the guy admits he's a virgin. That's something I'd assume about anyone with all of his sexual restraints. This guy has got more hang-ups than Hank Hill.
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05-17-2003, 11:19 PM
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IT'S IN THE TREES! ... IT'S COMING! ...
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With the lights on or off? 
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05-17-2003, 11:49 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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It pays for me to have big boobs...it just means the woman will too.
Having re-read everything on his site, he just seems to be a bird of a different feather. Though I find him to be ummm...eccentric, maybe he's just seen and heard enough about shit that he knows exactly what he does and doesn't want. |
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