Sad? ... I don't think so

Whit · 05-17-2003, 10:51 AM

     Well, I've always believed all you need is a mouthful... Of course I'm pretty damn flat chested so a mouthful still adhears to Syc's rule for me.
     Still no kissing on the mouth or oral sex??? WTF? I didn't read much but there's probably something in there about missionary only every other Saturday night. Not to exceed twenty minutes.
     Well, at least the guy admits he's a virgin. That's something I'd assume about anyone with all of his sexual restraints.
     This guy has got more hang-ups than Hank Hill.

05-17-2003, 10:51 AM	#1
Whit Umm ... yeah. Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Arkansas, USA Posts: 949	Well, I've always believed all you need is a mouthful... Of course I'm pretty damn flat chested so a mouthful still adhears to Syc's rule for me.      Still no kissing on the mouth or oral sex??? WTF? I didn't read much but there's probably something in there about missionary only every other Saturday night. Not to exceed twenty minutes.      Well, at least the guy admits he's a virgin. That's something I'd assume about anyone with all of his sexual restraints.      This guy has got more hang-ups than Hank Hill. __________________ A friend will help you move. A true friend will help you move a body.

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