Humor...I Need Humor...

lumberjim · 03-13-2008, 09:22 AM

A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her ablanket bath. One of them was washing her private area when she noticedthere was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. She triedit again, and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.The nurses went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,"As crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will stimulate her enough to bring her out of her coma."The husband was skeptical, but when they assured him that they would closethe curtains for privacy, he finally agreed and went into his wife's room.After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flatlined with no pulse, no heartrate. The nurses ran back into the room."What happened," they cried!The husband said, "I'm not sure. Maybe she choked???

03-13-2008, 09:22 AM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her ablanket bath. One of them was washing her private area when she noticedthere was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. She triedit again, and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.The nurses went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,"As crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will stimulate her enough to bring her out of her coma."The husband was skeptical, but when they assured him that they would closethe curtains for privacy, he finally agreed and went into his wife's room.After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flatlined with no pulse, no heartrate. The nurses ran back into the room."What happened," they cried!The husband said, "I'm not sure. Maybe she choked??? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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