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Old 04-22-2008, 03:56 PM   #1
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Really? They do that? See, I'd be all like "you know what Barista lady? You serve coffee. You are a cofffffeeeeee serrrrrverrrrrrr. I want a large, and I want it now. I don't care if you call it Satan, just serve me my damn coffee and shut up."

No, I'd never really do that (I've worked in similiar industry and if anything am overly nice) but I find it hilarious there is so much pretention in the world of chain coffee shops.
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:41 PM   #2
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Really? They do that? See, I'd be all like "you know what Barista lady? You serve coffee. You are a cofffffeeeeee serrrrrverrrrrrr. I want a large, and I want it now. I don't care if you call it Satan, just serve me my damn coffee and shut up."
I would imagine the sheer number of pretentious "Double-soy-hazlenut-latte, peon...huh" people served would constitute a little bit of "shut-the-fuck-up-and-call-it-large!" attitude. But I can't be sure.
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Old 04-24-2008, 12:16 AM   #3
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pretension and cup sizes

I suspect but am to lazy to find out fer sure that venti is Italian for 20, as in twenty ounce cups.
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Old 04-24-2008, 12:48 AM   #4
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Bingo, we have a winner... choose any venti from the top shelf.
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