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Old 04-28-2008, 07:30 PM   #1
Shawnee123
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On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
Rolled out of the door.

And another version:

On top of ?????
All covered with sand
I shot my dear teacher
With a red rubber band.

I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
I couldn't have missed her
She's forty feet wide.
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:29 PM   #2
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On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
Rolled (right) out the door.
It rolled in the garden
And under a bush
And then my poor meatball
was nothing but MUSH!!

(Mebbe someday I'll find the video of me singing that one as a little girl and post it here for you all)

Annnnd thanks to cloud for reminding me of this one

Hello operator
Give me number 9
If you disconnect me
I'll kick your ______

Behind the kitchen counter
There was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And broke her little

Ask me no more questions,
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the meadow
Zipping up their

flies are in the meadows
bees are in the grass
....and then I can't remember
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