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05-11-2008, 07:56 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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Warning: Home made joke and very bad pun ahead. Proceed at your own risk.
Long before he was an IT ninja, Big V long to go to sea and sail the ocean blue. Despite hours of practice and miles of rope, his knot tying was so poor that cub scouts would taunt him when their den mothers' backs were turned. Frustrated at his lack of skill with knots and rope, yet still yearning for the sea and a connection to it, he turned his hand to ship building. After a lengthy apprenticeship he launched his first ship which promptly sank in puget sound. Two old codgers watched as Big V walked away from the boat launch, downcast and determined to forget the ocean forever. "Good Morning." one of them said. "Go to hell!" was V's reply. "What's eatin' him?" one codger asked the other. "Don't mind him, his Barque is worse than his bight."
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