Worst Movie Title Ever

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Is this a thread where we are to post what we think are the worst movie titles, or are we to critique this Mandolin movie?

No, critique the Mandolin movie title. Or post bad movie titles. Or post movies of your titties.

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

If it's the former, I'll go with The English Patient (someone is English! Someone is a patient! Guaranteed to bore you from title to credits!)

I had the same problem with The Perfect Storm. A movie about some dudes on a boat who get caught in a a bad storm. Am I right? I'll bet you a million dollars. Sample dialogue: "One thing I can say about that storm, it was perfect." ... Hey, let's sit for two hours to see if Marky Mark lives.