The poll of the apocalypse - Page 2

sweetwater · 05-17-2008, 02:13 PM

That goes to 2050, and beyond ~ I thought the world was scheduled to end Dec 12, 2012.

Cicero · 05-17-2008, 02:16 PM

Oh, the future does include even more incorrect spelling of common words...Thanks Bruce!

skysidhe · 05-17-2008, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Mother Earth does not hold human beings to be any more important than the bacteria or viri that might contribute to the eventual demise of Man on this rock. So, if *we* care about the survival of our species, we probably ought to be figuring out a way to help and cherish each other, instead of making every goddamn waking moment about having all the fucking cookies for ourselves.

wow you show yourself to be so smart AND kind.

Luckily we attempt to out- think those viruses that would be our demise.

Unfortunately marijuana cookies are illegal otherwise i'd send some really pissy people some.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-17-2008, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetwater

That goes to 2050, and beyond ~ I thought the world was scheduled to end Dec 12, 2012.

Maybe you should spend your money more wisely, it may have to last a lot longer.

sweetwater · 05-17-2008, 04:36 PM

S/he who dies with the fewest dollars wins!

monster · 05-17-2008, 06:04 PM

I believe the world will end when tw is unveiled as a nom de plume of Britney Spears. The earthquake cause by the millions of jaws simultaneously hitting the ground in the US will cause all the people in China to be catapulted into space, where they will orbit the planet and block the light of the sun. Of course that's not what wipes us all out -that happens because we can no longer afford to buy anything because nothing is made in China anymore, so millions of Americans with guns march on the White House to protest, and Bush -caught by surprise and not able to leave to the safe bunker in time- shits his pants, and while reaching for the tp, accidentally hits THAT BUTTON. Yes, his belly button. The stench attracts Sundae girl like a super electromagnet, and on landing somewhat undecorasly, her impressive rack accidentally nudges the other button, The big red one.

so it's all Sundae's fault.

Sundae · 05-17-2008, 09:13 PM

I don't believe in pork lips.
I'm growing my nails for Ragnarok.

monster · 05-17-2008, 10:58 PM

Still your fault, though.

smoothmoniker · 05-18-2008, 01:19 AM

Human beings will survive, even if catastrophe hits. The dual capacities of reason and creativity are the greatest adaptive survival trait nature has ever seen.

But, the world as we know it will end when Jesus rides in on a white horse. Keep one eye up, people.

glatt · 05-18-2008, 08:53 PM

Humans are doomed, but life on Earth will continue for a long time.

Dingleschmutz · 05-19-2008, 11:22 AM

I stumbled upon this site one day when I was bored at work. Plenty of ways for the apocalypse to happen. I particularly liked the gamma ray bursts, that would probably suck.

http://www.exitmundi.nl/

For the record though, I'm convinced a reality show will be the cause of the apocalypse.

View Poll Results: When will the world 'END'
During my or my childrens' lifetime because of human actions	2	13.33%
During my or my childrens' lifetime because of natural disasters	0	0%
Sometime in the next 150 years	3	20.00%
It will end on Earth, but Humankind will escape offworld	4	26.67%
We will eventually find harmony with our planet again, and live indefinitely	6	40.00%
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll

05-17-2008, 02:13 PM	#16
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	That goes to 2050, and beyond ~ I thought the world was scheduled to end Dec 12, 2012. __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

05-17-2008, 02:16 PM	#17
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Oh, the future does include even more incorrect spelling of common words...Thanks Bruce! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

05-17-2008, 04:36 PM	#20
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,120	S/he who dies with the fewest dollars wins! __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

05-17-2008, 06:04 PM	#21
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I believe the world will end when tw is unveiled as a nom de plume of Britney Spears. The earthquake cause by the millions of jaws simultaneously hitting the ground in the US will cause all the people in China to be catapulted into space, where they will orbit the planet and block the light of the sun. Of course that's not what wipes us all out -that happens because we can no longer afford to buy anything because nothing is made in China anymore, so millions of Americans with guns march on the White House to protest, and Bush -caught by surprise and not able to leave to the safe bunker in time- shits his pants, and while reaching for the tp, accidentally hits THAT BUTTON. Yes, his belly button. The stench attracts Sundae girl like a super electromagnet, and on landing somewhat undecorasly, her impressive rack accidentally nudges the other button, The big red one. so it's all Sundae's fault. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-17-2008, 09:13 PM	#22
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I don't believe in pork lips. I'm growing my nails for Ragnarok. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-17-2008, 10:58 PM	#23
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Still your fault, though. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-18-2008, 01:19 AM	#24
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	Human beings will survive, even if catastrophe hits. The dual capacities of reason and creativity are the greatest adaptive survival trait nature has ever seen. But, the world as we know it will end when Jesus rides in on a white horse. Keep one eye up, people. __________________ to live and die in LA

05-18-2008, 08:53 PM	#25
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Humans are doomed, but life on Earth will continue for a long time.

05-19-2008, 11:22 AM	#26
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	I stumbled upon this site one day when I was bored at work. Plenty of ways for the apocalypse to happen. I particularly liked the gamma ray bursts, that would probably suck. http://www.exitmundi.nl/ For the record though, I'm convinced a reality show will be the cause of the apocalypse.

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