Tell them what what they've won!

Griff · 07-14-2008, 06:48 AM

Game show time. What do you wish the people had won?

"Well Sister Agnes, you've won an all expense trip to Norway for the Inferno Metal Festival!"

Sheldonrs · 07-14-2008, 08:30 AM

"Congratulations Mr. Cheney! You and your friends will be sailing with Rosie O'Donnell and all her friends to The Bahamas!"

Shawnee123 · 07-14-2008, 08:58 AM

Congratulations, Mr Vick, you've won two all expenses paid trips to The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show.

nmckenzie02 · 07-14-2008, 09:31 AM

congrats, mr. west. you've won an all night boo-a-thon vacation to the underworld of pop-rap-crap product enhancement and rectum activity, and an all expenses trip to the therapist.

lumberjim · 07-14-2008, 09:42 AM

Congratulations, Mr Romo. You're going to Disney Land.

Undertoad · 07-14-2008, 05:24 PM

if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:

a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple.

Sundae · 07-14-2008, 05:38 PM

I'll have an E please, Bob.

monster · 07-14-2008, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I'll have an E please, Bob.

P.

Sundae · 07-14-2008, 05:50 PM

I don't want a P though...

regular.joe · 07-14-2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:

a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple.

I WANT MY MTV!!!!!!!

monster · 07-14-2008, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I don't want a P though...

Dusty Bin?

Sundae · 07-14-2008, 06:35 PM

Even better.... "Let's see what they would have won"
It was always a speedboat

Also, I couldn't understand why anyone would want to win a fondue set (I didn't know what that was) rather than a Blankety Blank Cheque Book and Pen. I knew what a chequebook was. It was something that meant you gave people pieces of paper instead of money. My neighbour's Dad had one! It struck me that a silver one would be twice as good. And a wholebook of them...?

I was always bugging my parents to go on Blankety Blank. I knew that if I was an adult I'd be on it.

monster · 07-14-2008, 06:39 PM

the speedboat thing.... so where/when would your average Brit use a speedboat? huh? and how many bathers at Skegness would die?

monster · 07-14-2008, 06:41 PM

I think George Bush might appreciate a Blankety Blank Chequebook and Pen....

...oh wait....

spudcon · 07-15-2008, 09:24 AM

Rosie O' Donnell wins a trip to the next Promise Keepers rally.

07-14-2008, 06:48 AM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Tell them what what they've won! Game show time. What do you wish the people had won? "Well Sister Agnes, you've won an all expense trip to Norway for the Inferno Metal Festival!" __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-14-2008, 08:30 AM	#2
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"Congratulations Mr. Cheney! You and your friends will be sailing with Rosie O'Donnell and all her friends to The Bahamas!" __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

07-14-2008, 08:58 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Congratulations, Mr Vick, you've won two all expenses paid trips to The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-14-2008, 09:31 AM	#4
nmckenzie02 Dry Nurse Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 23	congrats, mr. west. you've won an all night boo-a-thon vacation to the underworld of pop-rap-crap product enhancement and rectum activity, and an all expenses trip to the therapist. __________________ www.fortysixunderground.com

07-14-2008, 09:42 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Congratulations, Mr Romo. You're going to Disney Land. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

07-14-2008, 05:24 PM	#6
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	if you're an American citizen you are entitled to: a heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook, a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home, a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum, a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi, real simulated Indian jewelry, a Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics, a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number, a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick, Rosemary's baby, a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams, a new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped, a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away, or how about a McCulloch chainsaw, a Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce, a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or a baby's arm holding an apple.

07-14-2008, 05:38 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'll have an E please, Bob.

07-14-2008, 05:50 PM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I don't want a P though...

07-14-2008, 06:35 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Even better.... "Let's see what they would have won" It was always a speedboat Also, I couldn't understand why anyone would want to win a fondue set (I didn't know what that was) rather than a Blankety Blank Cheque Book and Pen. I knew what a chequebook was. It was something that meant you gave people pieces of paper instead of money. My neighbour's Dad had one! It struck me that a silver one would be twice as good. And a wholebook of them...? I was always bugging my parents to go on Blankety Blank. I knew that if I was an adult I'd be on it.

07-14-2008, 06:39 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	the speedboat thing.... so where/when would your average Brit use a speedboat? huh? and how many bathers at Skegness would die? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-14-2008, 06:41 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think George Bush might appreciate a Blankety Blank Chequebook and Pen.... ...oh wait.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-15-2008, 09:24 AM	#15
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Rosie O' Donnell wins a trip to the next Promise Keepers rally. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

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