Bigfoot claim proved false.

xiphos · 08-15-2008, 11:41 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080815/us_nm/bigfoot_dc

I don't know why people even waste their time...

xoxoxoBruce · 08-15-2008, 11:50 PM

DNA, shme-na, this publicity will fire up the believers to claim a cover up by the tri-lateral commission, and throw bushels of money at these two con-artists for a romp in the Georgia woods.

Crimson Ghost · 08-16-2008, 02:39 AM

If they take a bow-hunter friend and Ned Beatty, it'll make for a good documentary.....

footfootfoot · 08-16-2008, 10:32 PM

Bigfoot claim proved false.

All y'all can go fuck yerselfs. I is da real deal.

bee yotch

TheMercenary · 08-16-2008, 11:12 PM

Shawnee123 · 08-19-2008, 12:31 PM

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Biscardi said the DNA samples may not have been taken correctly and may have been contaminated, and that he would proceed with an autopsy of the alleged Bigfoot remains, currently in a freezer at an undisclosed location.

Methinks Biscardi is drinking too much Bacardi.

And Merc...the thing about Bumbles is...Bumbles Bounce!

Big Sarge · 08-19-2008, 12:39 PM

I believe in Bigfoot. I'm dog gone serious too. You see, there was this girl I met at the juke joint one time...............

HungLikeJesus · 08-19-2008, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I believe in Bigfoot. I'm dog gone serious too. You see, there was this girl I met at the juke joint one time...............

At a tombstone bar in a juke-joint car he made a stop...
you know the rest.

Shawnee123 · 08-19-2008, 04:01 PM

Eddie Murphy: [as his drunk father] Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk! She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? DOESN'T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here - fuck her! And your motherfuckin' children? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother. Look at the motherfuckers! You know how I found out they was Bigfoot - when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. I put the motherfuckers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherfuckin' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, "What the fuck are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this
[quickly shakes head back and forth]
Eddie Murphy: and the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie-Goo-Goo." What the fuck is going on here? Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. But I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfucking "Goonie-Goo-Goo"-mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like that, she can get the fuck out, too!

spudcon · 08-19-2008, 07:05 PM

What would comedians do without the word fuck?

BrianR · 08-19-2008, 07:13 PM

Bill Cosby has done just fine.

Shawnee123 · 08-20-2008, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon

What would comedians do without the word fuck?

Fuck if I know.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

Bill Cosby has done just fine.

Agreed. Eddie Murphy is no Bill Cosby.

Sundae · 08-21-2008, 06:56 AM

Eddie Murphy is no comedian.

Shawnee123 · 08-21-2008, 09:12 AM

Ain't no band.

Urbane Guerrilla · 08-22-2008, 02:48 PM

Asides aside, and already completely suspicious from how coy they were playing it all, I quit crediting their claim altogether when I saw the photo -- looked exactly like a gorilla suit dropped into a toploading freezer. Not only did they find rubber feet, they set a snippet of the hair on fire and it balled up like burning the end of a nylon rope -- 100% polyester, for easy cleaning.

Those guys need something else to do in the woods. I mean, they're already getting all that nice fresh air, salubrious hiking, and they're away from city noises.

08-15-2008, 11:41 PM	#1
xiphos Bryan. Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Jupiter, Florida Posts: 63	Bigfoot claim proved false. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080815/us_nm/bigfoot_dc I don't know why people even waste their time... __________________ "Imagine closing your eyes, and then once you open them, everything you took for granted was not." - Chuck Schuldiner

08-15-2008, 11:50 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	DNA, shme-na, this publicity will fire up the believers to claim a cover up by the tri-lateral commission, and throw bushels of money at these two con-artists for a romp in the Georgia woods. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-16-2008, 02:39 AM	#3
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	If they take a bow-hunter friend and Ned Beatty, it'll make for a good documentary..... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-16-2008, 10:32 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Bigfoot claim proved false. All y'all can go fuck yerselfs. I is da real deal. bee yotch __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-16-2008, 11:12 PM	#5
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	__________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

08-19-2008, 12:39 PM	#7
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	I believe in Bigfoot. I'm dog gone serious too. You see, there was this girl I met at the juke joint one time...............

08-19-2008, 04:01 PM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	goony goo goo Eddie Murphy: [as his drunk father] Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk! She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can not walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? DOESN'T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here - fuck her! And your motherfuckin' children? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother. Look at the motherfuckers! You know how I found out they was Bigfoot - when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. I put the motherfuckers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherfuckin' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, "What the fuck are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this [quickly shakes head back and forth] Eddie Murphy: and the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie-Goo-Goo." What the fuck is going on here? Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. But I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfucking "Goonie-Goo-Goo"-mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like that, she can get the fuck out, too! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-19-2008, 07:05 PM	#10
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	What would comedians do without the word fuck? __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

08-19-2008, 07:13 PM	#11
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Bill Cosby has done just fine. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

08-21-2008, 06:56 AM	#13
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Eddie Murphy is no comedian.

08-21-2008, 09:12 AM	#14
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Ain't no band. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-22-2008, 02:48 PM	#15
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Asides aside, and already completely suspicious from how coy they were playing it all, I quit crediting their claim altogether when I saw the photo -- looked exactly like a gorilla suit dropped into a toploading freezer. Not only did they find rubber feet, they set a snippet of the hair on fire and it balled up like burning the end of a nylon rope -- 100% polyester, for easy cleaning. Those guys need something else to do in the woods. I mean, they're already getting all that nice fresh air, salubrious hiking, and they're away from city noises. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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