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Old 09-03-2008, 01:24 AM   #1
ZenGum
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You're at Fledgling College? I was there!

No, wait a minute....



I don't know what you can cook. I have the following suggestions.

Check with the girl for preferences/hates/allergies/ethical convictions.
Avoid spagetti or noodles - having to slurp your food is undignified and can splatter your clothes.

Find a recipie that involves wine. (1) It tastes good. (2) it might make you look a bit sofist... suffis .... surfistikated. (3) It makes it quite natural to have a glass or two over the meal.

Choose a simple recipie - nothing too complex.

Practice the recipie a few days before, in case you bollocks it up.

Have FRESH ingredients that you buy on the day. It always tastes better.

Have chocolates on standby. Some nice after dinner mints.

Clean your appartment - I don't just mean tidy, but sweep, mop, vacuum, and especially AIR it out. But then scatter some "cute" untidyness - a few books on top the TV, a tie hung over the fridge door handle. Oh and maybe take down that poster of the six naked chicks in mutual bondage. Unless she's into that, of course, in which case the dinner menu is pretty much beside the point.

Good luck.
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