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Old 10-28-2008, 01:00 PM   #1
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Big Adult Bitch Thread

Go! Adults only. :p
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:16 PM   #2
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you re a big adult bitch.
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:18 PM   #3
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Merc really pisses me off sometimes. And by "adult" I hope you don't mean naked, which you do...And by bitch, you probably mean me......Merc always does this. wtf? Oh and Merc always pops in threads unexpectedly and makes sense, yet other times seems like a lame asshole. wtf is up with that? I am getting so tired of Merc. I bet his post count is soaring rfn. As I speak, he's probably over there in the political thread. "I could care less" about any adult bitch thread. For real.


Hey, did I tell you guys that I made out with my husband the other day?!?
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:21 PM   #4
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:22 PM   #5
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Merc really pisses me off sometimes. And by "adult" I hope you don't mean naked, which you do...And by bitch, you probably mean me......Merc always does this. wtf? Oh and Merc always pops in threads unexpectedly and makes sense, yet other times seems like a lame asshole. wtf is up with that? I am getting so tired of Merc. I bet his post count is soaring rfn. As I speak, he's probably over there in the political thread. "I could care less" about any adult bitch thread. For real.


Hey, did I tell you guys that I made out with my husband the other day?!?
how did you manage to shut up long enough to do that?
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:26 PM   #6
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You are just jealous because we made it a little past second base...And!!! My parents were not there the whole time.:p

We have plans for Friday. He is so cute! Hawt!
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:40 PM   #7
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You are just jealous because we made it a little past second base...And!!! My parents were not there the whole time.:p

We have plans for Friday. He is so cute! Hawt!
Am I the only one slightly grossed out that USUALLY, Cicero's parents are there the whole time she and her husband have sex?
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:42 PM   #8
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I made out with my husband, too! Although, I don't want to let him take my bra off, yet, because I think he might be passing notes to a girl in his "Ergonomics Awareness" class at work. Hmmm....well, then I guess I will just have to get one of my friends to ask the girl in that class if she has a thing for my husband!
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Old 10-28-2008, 01:48 PM   #9
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Hey sometimes my parents are "home" and sometimes they aren't....You have to work around them sometimes. Did I tell you guys he took me out for a nice dinner, and I got to have all the crab you guys got me hungry for? He is like, sooo cute! Hawt!

Case, I would totally ask your friend to watch and see what they do in class. In fact, your friend can tell the girl that she thinks he's cute , and see what the girl says!!
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Old 10-28-2008, 02:34 PM   #10
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Hey, this is supposed to be a bitch thread! My man and I are always too damn tired and overworked to make out. Being tired makes us bitchy, and not making out makes us even bitchier.
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Old 10-28-2008, 03:35 PM   #11
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The housing market's a bitch. And the weather. And the holidays.
In fact, being an adult in general makes me really bitchy.

And no, I'm not going to tell you about what I did with my husband.
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Old 10-28-2008, 03:46 PM   #12
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Here is a Big Adult Bitch for ya

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Old 10-28-2008, 03:47 PM   #13
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I haven't had sex in so long I'm technically a virgin again.
I called up the Guinness Book of Records, but they said if they put me in, it would count as an entry and invalidate my record.
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Old 10-28-2008, 05:39 PM   #14
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I have nothing to bitch about at the moment.

I'll come back later when jimbo annoys me again.
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Old 10-28-2008, 05:49 PM   #15
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I haven't had sex in so long I'm technically a virgin again.
I called up the Guinness Book of Records, but they said if they put me in, it would count as an entry and invalidate my record.
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