October 29, 2008: Hug a baby

Coign · 10-29-2008, 10:59 AM

No idea where this originated from but my mom sent me this in an e-mail.

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

4. The 'paw slide' simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug,
smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Sheldonrs · 10-29-2008, 11:04 AM

I feel the same way about MY chew toys.

Lisau · 10-29-2008, 12:05 PM

Smothering a baby is not a good thing to teach your dog LOL

amykins · 10-29-2008, 01:48 PM

Awwn... is it Friday already? Please?

barefoot serpent · 10-29-2008, 03:42 PM

That kid is gonna start peeing on the lawn and leave brown spots.

classicman · 10-29-2008, 03:58 PM

But will he slobber on you and chase a ball?

Coign · 10-29-2008, 04:52 PM

I can never get the jump on the Friday IotD so I figured I would just post it now. I have been holding this e-mail in my Inbox for over a month and UT always beats me to the Friday Animal ones.

But yeah, I wish it was Friday today too.

birdclaw · 10-30-2008, 10:03 AM

I don't know. In step 3 it kinda looks like he's trying to roll in the baby. Little booger probably stinks.

10-29-2008, 10:59 AM	#1
Coign Wanted Driver Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vail, CO Posts: 279	October 29, 2008: Hug a baby No idea where this originated from but my mom sent me this in an e-mail. Instructions for properly hugging a baby: 1. First, uh, find a baby 2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. 3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. 4. The 'paw slide' simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality. __________________ Quoting yourself is the height of hubris. -Coign

10-29-2008, 11:04 AM	#2
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I feel the same way about MY chew toys. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-29-2008, 03:42 PM	#5
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	That kid is gonna start peeing on the lawn and leave brown spots. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

10-29-2008, 03:58 PM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	But will he slobber on you and chase a ball? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-29-2008, 04:52 PM	#7
Coign Wanted Driver Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vail, CO Posts: 279	I can never get the jump on the Friday IotD so I figured I would just post it now. I have been holding this e-mail in my Inbox for over a month and UT always beats me to the Friday Animal ones. But yeah, I wish it was Friday today too. __________________ Quoting yourself is the height of hubris. -Coign

10-29-2008, 12:05 PM	#3
Lisau Recruit or Something Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 4	Smothering a baby is not a good thing to teach your dog LOL

10-29-2008, 01:48 PM	#4
amykins Alphabetarian Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 12	Awwn... is it Friday already? Please?

10-30-2008, 10:03 AM	#8
birdclaw putting the "g" in flight Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 145	I don't know. In step 3 it kinda looks like he's trying to roll in the baby. Little booger probably stinks.

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