The Sex Thread - Page 74

Elspode · 10-23-2008, 07:11 PM

I thought "wet" marked the spot?

Treasenuak · 10-23-2008, 11:16 PM

Speaking of wet... housemate's gone for the weekend and I'm lonely... and horny... and I need a buddy for the weekend!

Cicero · 10-24-2008, 02:37 PM

You single people are so demanding.
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And I am completely jealous.

Treasenuak · 10-25-2008, 12:28 AM

-grins- Housemate returns Sunday evening... just in time for bed!!

TheMercenary · 10-27-2008, 07:36 PM

hump.

Treasenuak · 10-28-2008, 01:46 PM

There was much humpage.

SteveDallas · 10-28-2008, 02:31 PM

Hump Day isn't till tomorrow.

Treasenuak · 10-28-2008, 09:19 PM

Just because it isn't OFFICIALLY Hump Day, doesn't mean there can't be humping!

Elspode · 10-28-2008, 11:44 PM

When your partner's been away, any day they return is hump day.

Treasenuak · 10-29-2008, 12:01 PM

Exactly. And today IS Hump Day. So there will be more humping. Any of you girls have advice on sex in a hot tub? That seems to be our biggest issue right now :-(

lookout123 · 10-29-2008, 02:56 PM

Best advice is don't. Second best is go with a silicon based lube.

Treasenuak · 10-30-2008, 07:57 AM

Hmmm. Well, sex in a hot tub is better than sex on a beach any day... Sand is NASTY!!!

TheMercenary · 10-30-2008, 02:13 PM

Sand in your Vaseline.

LabRat · 10-30-2008, 02:19 PM

organic microdermabrasion

TheMercenary · 10-30-2008, 02:26 PM

The problem with the technique is that the endorphins prevent the pain impulses from signaling that there is a problem developing, by the time synaptic completion is accomplished the damage is done.

10-23-2008, 07:11 PM	#1096
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I thought "wet" marked the spot? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-24-2008, 02:37 PM	#1098
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	You single people are so demanding. . . . . . . . And I am completely jealous. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-27-2008, 07:36 PM	#1100
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	hump. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-28-2008, 11:44 PM	#1104
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	When your partner's been away, any day they return is hump day. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-29-2008, 02:56 PM	#1106
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Best advice is don't. Second best is go with a silicon based lube. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-23-2008, 11:16 PM	#1097
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Speaking of wet... housemate's gone for the weekend and I'm lonely... and horny... and I need a buddy for the weekend!

10-25-2008, 12:28 AM	#1099
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	-grins- Housemate returns Sunday evening... just in time for bed!!

10-28-2008, 01:46 PM	#1101
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	There was much humpage.

10-28-2008, 02:31 PM	#1102
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Hump Day isn't till tomorrow.

10-28-2008, 09:19 PM	#1103
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Just because it isn't OFFICIALLY Hump Day, doesn't mean there can't be humping!

10-29-2008, 12:01 PM	#1105
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Exactly. And today IS Hump Day. So there will be more humping. Any of you girls have advice on sex in a hot tub? That seems to be our biggest issue right now :-(

10-30-2008, 07:57 AM	#1107
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Hmmm. Well, sex in a hot tub is better than sex on a beach any day... Sand is NASTY!!!

10-30-2008, 02:13 PM	#1108
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Sand in your Vaseline. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-30-2008, 02:19 PM	#1109
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	organic microdermabrasion __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

10-30-2008, 02:26 PM	#1110
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	The problem with the technique is that the endorphins prevent the pain impulses from signaling that there is a problem developing, by the time synaptic completion is accomplished the damage is done. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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