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11-05-2008, 02:15 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Too late for a Halloweenie joke? Ok, it's a costume party joke.
Guy gets invited to a costume party where the theme was "emotion." Each person was to wear a costume that portrayed some kind of human emotion. Guy walks into the party completely naked, except for a hollowed out Bartlett Pear covering his wee wee, ahem, penis. "What are you supposed to be?" the host asked in horror. "I'm fuckin' dis pear, man!"
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11-06-2008, 05:03 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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That used to be a joke about Austrians. The other emotion was fucking dis custard.  The bono one is also better with the scottish accent.
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