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#1126 |
Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Central Tennessee
Posts: 483
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Necrophilia: lay back and crack open a cold one!
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#1127 |
Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
Posts: 2,259
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What did the prostitute say to the leper?
Keep the tip. |
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#1128 |
Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Central Tennessee
Posts: 483
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"Mommy, Mommy, what's a nymphomaniac??"
"Shut up and help me get your grandmother off the doorknob." |
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#1129 |
erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
Posts: 6,127
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In other news...
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#1130 |
Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,412
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Just a random question:
Would you rather have sex with someone who you are extremely attracted to but who isn't very good at sex; or would you prefer someone you are not attracted to but who is a sex master? This dilemma crops up from time to time for me. My usual choice is the one I'm attracted too since either way, cum will be drawn.
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#1131 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 21,206
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If I'm not attracted then the sex will not likely seem masterful to me. I'd be doing that "looks at nails and sighs" thing while he's doing whatever acrobatics and tricks he uses that makes others or himself think he's a master.
If I'm attracted to someone...a sweet kiss will send me over the edge. I think. It's been a long long time. ![]()
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#1132 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 25,571
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there's your new user title
or....
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#1133 |
Living in the blast crater
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Dayton, Oh
Posts: 123
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I get That
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#1134 |
Living in the blast crater
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Dayton, Oh
Posts: 123
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V right
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#1135 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
Posts: 7,651
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It seems to me that situation A) can be fixed much more easily than B).
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Quote:
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But... Depends whether you mean emotionally or physically. I was completely smitten with a very bad man. I thought sex with him was the absolute pinnacle of great sex. I believed I loved him and he used that knowledge to keep me on a string. I had a far more honest relationship with a man who I held at arm's length - as he did me - emotionally. But the sex was GREAT! We were equal partners and he treated me wonderfully in bed, as I did him. "Skill" in matters sexual is a pretty cold thing without passion. But passion can be manipulated by people to selfish ends. But then I have no recent expertise to draw on. Right now, if I got a good snog I'd probably pass out from the blood rush to my nether regions. |
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#1137 |
Living in the blast crater
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Dayton, Oh
Posts: 123
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NOT
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#1138 |
I know, right?
Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 1,539
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My answer? Neither. I've had both - total waste of time.
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#1139 |
Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
Posts: 3,549
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The attraction has to be there first and foremost...without it, there is little desire.
@shawnee...Oh Man! Do I miss that feeling when a kiss sends you over the edge. Its been a while for me too, but I remember some doozies. |
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#1140 |
Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 4,412
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Wow!! He must have been HUGE!!! hehehe
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