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Old 11-09-2008, 11:54 AM   #1
Scriveyn
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The math professor has asked one of the above mentioned students: Tell me, what is 2 plus 2?

After some hesitation the student ventures: Mmmh, five?

The professor: That's wrong.

The students in the auditorium chorussing: Give him another chance, give him another chance!

The professor: ok, ok.

The student after lengthy consideration: three?

The professor: Wrong again!

Students: Give him another chance, give him another chance!

The professor: ok, once last chance. And I'll give you a clue, it's between your two previous answers.

The student gives this some thought and comes up with: Four?!

The chorus of students: Give him another chance, give him another chance!
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