The Sex Thread - Page 77

ZenGum · 11-09-2008, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me.

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

John McCain?

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

Great HLJ, you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.

John McCain? Are you nuts? Everyone knows that Dick Cheney is the sexiest man alive!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-09-2008, 03:18 AM

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face.

TheMercenary · 11-09-2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face.

I'd like some pictures please.

Treasenuak · 11-09-2008, 05:50 PM

Is anyone in the Cellar into "alternate" lifestyles? Anyone at all? I would really like someone to compare notes with...

Cicero · 11-09-2008, 05:51 PM

If you are talking about alternate universes, I think I am victim to it everyday. What is your question?

Treasenuak · 11-09-2008, 05:53 PM

Well, see, I'm polyamorous and into the BDSM lifestyle as a switch and bottom... but new to both. Was wondering if anyone here had been into either lifestyle and had experience, for questions/answers, sounding board, along those lines...

Clodfobble · 11-09-2008, 06:05 PM

Elspode is currently living in a poly marriage. He's got a few threads dedicated to it, but I don't know where they are at the moment.

ZenGum · 11-09-2008, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face.

Plagiarist! (did you follow the link?)

"and late at night, we'll go back to my place,
where he can tap my phone and shoot me in the face,
he's always going off half-cocked, that's why,
I got to say ... Cheney ... ain't he ...
beautiful and brainy
second only to Saddam Husseiney
the sexiest man
Ohhhhh mmannnnnn aliiiiveeeeee....."

SteveDallas · 11-09-2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.

Just think how much time you'll have for studying.

Treasenuak · 11-09-2008, 06:28 PM

I thought so (re: Els) but didn't want to jump to any conclusions or assume anything.

HungLikeJesus · 11-09-2008, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Treasenuak

Well, see, I'm polyamorous and into the BDSM lifestyle as a switch and bottom... but new to both. Was wondering if anyone here had been into either lifestyle and had experience, for questions/answers, sounding board, along those lines...

There's this one...

xoxoxoBruce · 11-09-2008, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Plagiarist! (did you follow the link?)

No, but it's hardly a stretch.

Treasenuak · 11-10-2008, 07:53 AM

Thank you, HLJ

Good to have that earmarked.

limey · 11-10-2008, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Treasenuak

Well, see, I'm polyamorous and into the BDSM lifestyle as a switch and bottom... but new to both. Was wondering if anyone here had been into either lifestyle and had experience, for questions/answers, sounding board, along those lines...

Why not put up a new thread with the underlined as a title and see what you get? You may be surprised (though not by me

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BigV · 08-10-2010, 10:13 AM

Bump

11-09-2008, 03:18 AM	#1142
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face. Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-09-2008, 05:51 PM	#1145
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	If you are talking about alternate universes, I think I am victim to it everyday. What is your question? __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-09-2008, 06:05 PM	#1147
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Elspode is currently living in a poly marriage. He's got a few threads dedicated to it, but I don't know where they are at the moment. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-10-2010, 10:13 AM	#1155
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Bump __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-09-2008, 05:50 PM	#1144
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Is anyone in the Cellar into "alternate" lifestyles? Anyone at all? I would really like someone to compare notes with...

11-09-2008, 05:53 PM	#1146
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Well, see, I'm polyamorous and into the BDSM lifestyle as a switch and bottom... but new to both. Was wondering if anyone here had been into either lifestyle and had experience, for questions/answers, sounding board, along those lines...

11-09-2008, 06:28 PM	#1150
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	I thought so (re: Els) but didn't want to jump to any conclusions or assume anything.

11-10-2008, 07:53 AM	#1153
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Thank you, HLJ Good to have that earmarked.

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