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Old 12-01-2008, 01:11 PM   #16
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I understand men much better than I do women.

I once dated a gay guy in high school. No, he wasn't "out". Many years later, he told me that I was the least "girlie" chick he knew, so he thought he'd see if it could work... I took it as a compliment.

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Be more like a man?" - H.H.
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:16 PM   #17
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this is very hurtful, Brianna. what about our feeeeelings?
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:24 PM   #18
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Men are fucking nuts.
yes, but now we have modern designer drugs...er, prescriptions, to make our women less nuts.
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:57 PM   #19
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this is very hurtful, Brianna. what about our feeeeelings?

Feel this!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 12-01-2008, 01:59 PM   #20
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Receptionist: How do you write women so well?
Melvin Udall: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

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Old 12-01-2008, 02:02 PM   #21
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Men have fucking nuts.
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Old 12-01-2008, 02:54 PM   #22
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Feel this!
::feels this::

wow....very nice! do you wax it?
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Old 12-01-2008, 07:17 PM   #23
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Clear?
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:23 AM   #24
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Nice, Zen...that's great!
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Old 12-02-2008, 10:44 AM   #25
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Ok: here's your beer: (Puuuuuuuuulls tap)

Now, what is with MEN?

I bet you can't explain it.
Now that you're naked and brought beer, I'm happy. It's just that simple, no drama necessary. No, I don't care about the zit on your butt... or that you have a strained relationship with your mother/cousin/boss... or that you some how manage to kill every houseplant you get. The only thing I care about is how we treat each other.
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Old 12-02-2008, 11:15 AM   #26
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What is this "no drama" you speak of?


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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 12-02-2008, 11:55 AM   #27
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They're just that way, Bri.

There's no splainin' it.
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:17 PM   #28
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As long as he isn't married, isn't in a position of authority over you, and wasn't messed up by his mother...
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Old 12-02-2008, 04:31 PM   #29
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What's with men?

Haven't you heard?

They're all bastards!
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Old 12-02-2008, 05:03 PM   #30
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As long as he isn't married, isn't in a position of authority over you, and wasn't messed up by his mother...
then why am i interested in him?

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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


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