the latest LOLcats and other captions thread - Page 18

barefoot serpent · 12-09-2008, 11:37 AM

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Tracy tells us that the photograph is from 1905, which would make this officially the oldest cat picture with a caption, AKA lolcat, that we’ve seen.

pffft...
I'm pretty sure this one sez: I can haz dung beetle.

Shawnee123 · 12-09-2008, 11:50 AM

lol

But the third column says:

One spaceship has its eye on your salad tongs, and the legless lady cannot jump the traffic cone without a crutch.

xhaos01 · 12-10-2008, 08:51 AM

Shawnee123 · 12-11-2008, 03:16 PM

The happiest cats on earth.

Pie · 12-11-2008, 03:39 PM

We saw a show about cats with that guy's house featured in it on Animal Planet the other day. Badger and I looked at each other and agreed to give it some serious consideration for our monsters.

ETA: the guy agreed that he had probably spent $50k on the project, and lowered his home's value by $50k as well.

Shawnee123 · 12-11-2008, 03:40 PM

I don't have that kind of space to do something like that but wow would my cats love it! If you proceed, take pics! Oh, and this would be in your new house, right?

xhaos01 · 12-11-2008, 04:15 PM

My parents were going to try something like that but then realized that it would never support the weight of their dogs... and it would have to

Pie · 12-11-2008, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I don't have that kind of space to do something like that but wow would my cats love it! If you proceed, take pics! Oh, and this would be in your new house, right?

Yeah. Maybe something... simple, in the rec room. We'll see where the insanity takes us.

Elspode · 12-11-2008, 06:25 PM

About twenty years ago, my ex and I had this silly ass cat named Pandora. We lived in a place that had a very narrow wall that separated our living room from the kitchen, and the wall terminated at the opening to the kitchen. This left a flat vertical surface about 4" wide, covered with a trim board. I used to do drugs in those days, and it occurred to me that I could make a hell of a cat thing there.

I built a roughly 2.5' long, 1' high, 1' deep box out of flakeboard, cut a hole in the bottom big enough for the cat to get through, and covered the whole thing in carpet remnant. Then, I wrapped carpet remnant around the exposed wall edge, and mounted the carpeted box up against the ceiling. The end result was a very integrated "cat tree"; a large wall area that the cat could literally climb up, and a box for her to enter, sleep in, or whatever. She used to actually climb up there and then *hang* by her front claws from the carpeted bottom of the box, like some goofy furry gymnast.

It was awesome.

Shawnee123 · 12-12-2008, 07:56 AM

I got home and my cats were waiting for me, tapping their little paws impatiently. I asked "wassup" and found that somehow they had seen this pic and wanted to know where their set-up was. Probably one of those rotten punk river cats down the street showed them. My cats are so naive.

lumberjim · 12-12-2008, 08:06 AM

Shawnee123 · 12-12-2008, 11:02 AM

I remember that picture of your cat, lj, and then I was thinking how my cats would love a beam like that to jump on.

How does (s)he get up there? (Sorry can't remember cat's name so not sure if it's male or female.)

lookout123 · 12-12-2008, 11:09 AM

I want to see more of your house LJ.

Nirvana · 12-12-2008, 11:13 AM

Sort of a LOLcat ...

lookout123 · 12-12-2008, 11:20 AM

*chokes on coffee*

12-09-2008, 11:50 AM	#257
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lol But the third column says: One spaceship has its eye on your salad tongs, and the legless lady cannot jump the traffic cone without a crutch. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-10-2008, 08:51 AM	#258
xhaos01 Victim of an overactive imagination Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 85	__________________ Life ain't always beautiful... but its a beautiful ride. - Gary Allen Carpe DM - Sieze the Dungeon Master I drank WHAT?!?! - Socrates

12-11-2008, 03:16 PM	#259
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	The happiest cats on earth. Attached Images __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-11-2008, 03:39 PM	#260
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	We saw a show about cats with that guy's house featured in it on Animal Planet the other day. Badger and I looked at each other and agreed to give it some serious consideration for our monsters. ETA: the guy agreed that he had probably spent $50k on the project, and lowered his home's value by $50k as well. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-11-2008, 03:40 PM	#261
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I don't have that kind of space to do something like that but wow would my cats love it! If you proceed, take pics! Oh, and this would be in your new house, right? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-11-2008, 04:15 PM	#262
xhaos01 Victim of an overactive imagination Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 85	My parents were going to try something like that but then realized that it would never support the weight of their dogs... and it would have to __________________ Life ain't always beautiful... but its a beautiful ride. - Gary Allen Carpe DM - Sieze the Dungeon Master I drank WHAT?!?! - Socrates

12-11-2008, 06:25 PM	#264
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	About twenty years ago, my ex and I had this silly ass cat named Pandora. We lived in a place that had a very narrow wall that separated our living room from the kitchen, and the wall terminated at the opening to the kitchen. This left a flat vertical surface about 4" wide, covered with a trim board. I used to do drugs in those days, and it occurred to me that I could make a hell of a cat thing there. I built a roughly 2.5' long, 1' high, 1' deep box out of flakeboard, cut a hole in the bottom big enough for the cat to get through, and covered the whole thing in carpet remnant. Then, I wrapped carpet remnant around the exposed wall edge, and mounted the carpeted box up against the ceiling. The end result was a very integrated "cat tree"; a large wall area that the cat could literally climb up, and a box for her to enter, sleep in, or whatever. She used to actually climb up there and then hang by her front claws from the carpeted bottom of the box, like some goofy furry gymnast. It was awesome. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-12-2008, 07:56 AM	#265
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I got home and my cats were waiting for me, tapping their little paws impatiently. I asked "wassup" and found that somehow they had seen this pic and wanted to know where their set-up was. Probably one of those rotten punk river cats down the street showed them. My cats are so naive. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-12-2008, 08:06 AM	#266
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-12-2008, 11:02 AM	#267
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I remember that picture of your cat, lj, and then I was thinking how my cats would love a beam like that to jump on. How does (s)he get up there? (Sorry can't remember cat's name so not sure if it's male or female.) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-12-2008, 11:09 AM	#268
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	I want to see more of your house LJ. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-12-2008, 11:13 AM	#269
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Sort of a LOLcat ... Attached Images __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

12-12-2008, 11:20 AM	#270
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	chokes on coffee __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

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