Funny images that aren't quite WTF images - Page 4

footfootfoot · 02-06-2009, 03:13 PM

This is funny.

Pie · 02-06-2009, 03:40 PM

50 ways?

footfootfoot · 02-06-2009, 04:52 PM

You are funny, Pie

Crimson Ghost · 02-07-2009, 10:14 PM

Open later? Close earlier?

Yeah, that'll be convenient.

Crimson Ghost · 02-07-2009, 10:16 PM

Clear vinyl Converse.

Why?

Crimson Ghost · 02-07-2009, 10:18 PM

You're doing it wrong.

HungLikeJesus · 02-08-2009, 10:29 AM

Well, they had to say which 24 hours.

Shawnee123 · 02-08-2009, 11:27 AM

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lumberjim · 02-08-2009, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

You're doing it wrong.

it says

open 24 hours
mon 5am-fri 9pm
( i assume this means they stay open 24 hours per day during the week, but close friday night, sat night, & sunday night)

capnhowdy · 02-08-2009, 01:30 PM

If you total the hours on the sign it really says they are open 96 hrs. per week. They prolly did the sign that way to get attention. Obviously it worked.

Or it could mean open 24 hrs to keyholding members. However most key clubs have the electronic type now.
Good one.

Sundae · 02-08-2009, 04:01 PM

We have 24 hour supermarkets here.
Because of Sunday opening laws they close at 22.00 Saturday (open again Sunday 11.00-17.00)
I read the shrug in their signs.
"We're trying!"

Shawnee123 · 02-08-2009, 04:03 PM

Steven Wright: What do you mean you're closed? The sign says "open 24 hours."

Shopkeeper: Not in a row.

Crimson Ghost · 02-09-2009, 02:09 AM

Bear in mind that the gym is on Main Street in Hackensack, NJ.
And if there is a place not to be at 3 AM, it's Main Street.

limey · 02-09-2009, 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

Bear in mind that the gym is on Main Street in Hackensack, NJ.
And if there is a place not to be at 3 AM, it's Main Street.

Yabbut that's only 'cos the gym is closed

!

Crimson Ghost · 02-09-2009, 06:16 PM

The gym may be closed, but crackheads abound.

02-06-2009, 03:13 PM	#46
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02-08-2009, 11:27 AM	#53
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02-08-2009, 01:30 PM	#55
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	If you total the hours on the sign it really says they are open 96 hrs. per week. They prolly did the sign that way to get attention. Obviously it worked. Or it could mean open 24 hrs to keyholding members. However most key clubs have the electronic type now. Good one. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-08-2009, 04:01 PM	#56
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02-08-2009, 04:03 PM	#57
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Steven Wright: What do you mean you're closed? The sign says "open 24 hours." Shopkeeper: Not in a row. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-09-2009, 02:09 AM	#58
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Bear in mind that the gym is on Main Street in Hackensack, NJ. And if there is a place not to be at 3 AM, it's Main Street. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

02-09-2009, 06:16 PM	#60
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	The gym may be closed, but crackheads abound. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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