I'm a Birdbrain

[Whit]

      I was just pointing out that you seem to make a lot of odd assumptions. Like just 'cause I like burgers you seem to think I kill anything that crawls into my house. Plus slugs are kinda neat, never put salt on a single one of them. Wouldn't do that, it's not in me. My point is you really are preachy as hell no matter what you claim. You've made it perfectly clear that us meat eaters are heartless bastards on a murderous rampage. That's cool though. Just thought you should know it. Preach to me, if you make a good enough arguement I'll stop eating meat. It better be a mind blowing awesome reasoning though. I like cow.
      By the by, I figure if I'm eating it, and since I don't eat anything still alive, it's soul would've moved on by the time I'm munching away.