I will kick your ass! - Page 2

regular.joe · 03-02-2009, 04:37 PM

I'll hit you so hard your ID card will have a black eye.

TheMercenary · 03-02-2009, 04:42 PM

Haven't heard that one in a lonnnnggg time.

Sheldonrs · 03-02-2009, 04:51 PM

I will hit you so hard I will change your genetic structure.

Clodfobble · 03-02-2009, 05:04 PM

I will hit you so hard, your face will really hurt. Like, a lot.

SteveDallas · 03-02-2009, 05:28 PM

I'll hit your so hard you'll wince for about 1.7 seconds.

TheMercenary · 03-02-2009, 07:14 PM

I will hit you so hard your mother will bleed.

Urbane Guerrilla · 03-02-2009, 07:17 PM

... I'll blast you down to quarks.

Beestie · 03-02-2009, 07:22 PM

I'll hit you so hard, Chuck Norris will cry.

capnhowdy · 03-03-2009, 06:59 AM

I'll beat you like a rented mule.

glatt · 03-03-2009, 08:12 AM

I'll hit you so hard, my hand will hurt for a while, and I might need to take an Advil before bedtime for the pain.

Trilby · 03-03-2009, 08:21 AM

Why all the ass kicking?

I'm going down for a coffee. Anyone want to join me?

lumberjim · 03-03-2009, 08:28 AM

you're goin down, alright. like a ton a bricks!

Trilby · 03-03-2009, 08:41 AM

Very well. I tried to play nice.

The gloves are OFF, mister!

Pie · 03-03-2009, 09:10 AM

The Big Bang ain't got nothing on what I'm about to do to your sorry ass!

(Coming from Shel, it might mean something else entirely.)

SteveDallas · 03-03-2009, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I'm going down for a coffee.

Here's your coffee.

Get to work.

03-02-2009, 04:37 PM	#16
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	I'll hit you so hard your ID card will have a black eye. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

03-02-2009, 04:42 PM	#17
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Haven't heard that one in a lonnnnggg time. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-02-2009, 04:51 PM	#18
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	I will hit you so hard I will change your genetic structure. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-02-2009, 05:04 PM	#19
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I will hit you so hard, your face will really hurt. Like, a lot. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

03-02-2009, 07:14 PM	#21
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I will hit you so hard your mother will bleed. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

03-02-2009, 05:28 PM	#20
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'll hit your so hard you'll wince for about 1.7 seconds.

03-02-2009, 07:17 PM	#22
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	... I'll blast you down to quarks. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

03-02-2009, 07:22 PM	#23
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I'll hit you so hard, Chuck Norris will cry. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

03-03-2009, 06:59 AM	#24
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I'll beat you like a rented mule. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-03-2009, 08:12 AM	#25
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'll hit you so hard, my hand will hurt for a while, and I might need to take an Advil before bedtime for the pain.

03-03-2009, 08:21 AM	#26
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Why all the ass kicking? I'm going down for a coffee. Anyone want to join me? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-03-2009, 08:28 AM	#27
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you're goin down, alright. like a ton a bricks! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-03-2009, 08:41 AM	#28
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Very well. I tried to play nice. The gloves are OFF, mister! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-03-2009, 09:10 AM	#29
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	The Big Bang ain't got nothing on what I'm about to do to your sorry ass! (Coming from Shel, it might mean something else entirely.) __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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