Verbal smackdowns

lumberjim · 03-19-2009, 08:32 AM

past participle for slink.

'i have slunk'

Sheldonrs · 03-19-2009, 08:45 AM

My personal favorite ( I think I may have posted this here before):

Waiting for a bus, standing in front of the bus bench looking in the direction my bus would be coming from. Guy on bicycle comes up fast behind me and stops. I move for him to go past and he looks at me and says "You know there's a REASON they make the sidewalks wide. So more than ONE person can use it!".

I replied "And theres a reason they call it a sideWALK.".

He rode away and flipped me off.

03-19-2009, 08:32 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	past participle for slink. 'i have slunk' __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-19-2009, 08:45 AM	#2
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	My personal favorite ( I think I may have posted this here before): Waiting for a bus, standing in front of the bus bench looking in the direction my bus would be coming from. Guy on bicycle comes up fast behind me and stops. I move for him to go past and he looks at me and says "You know there's a REASON they make the sidewalks wide. So more than ONE person can use it!". I replied "And theres a reason they call it a sideWALK.". He rode away and flipped me off. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

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