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05-01-2009, 10:00 AM
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is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
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My favorite, which happens all day every day:
Me: "John Smith's office. May I help you?" (Or something along those lines...) "Is John there?" "Yes, but he's on the other line." "Well do you know how long he'll be?" What I would like to say: "Well let me get out my friggin crystal ball here..."
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05-01-2009, 10:22 AM
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I can hear my ears
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