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lumberjim · 05-13-2009, 09:29 PM

10 Finkers

Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut

off all ten of his finkers.

He vent to da emergency room in

the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said,

"Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do."

Ole said, "I haven't got da
finkers."

"Vhat do you mean, you

hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2009 and Ive's got

microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem

back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?"

Ole

says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?

05-13-2009, 09:29 PM	#11
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	10 Finkers Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do." Ole said, "I haven't got da finkers." "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2009 and Ive's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?" Ole says........"How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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