May 29, 2009: Gloucester Cheese Rolling 2009

Undertoad · 05-28-2009, 11:32 PM

My favorite IotDs, if I may say so m'self, are the ones that capture some weird festival, like the Spanish Tomatino or Delaware's Punkin Chunkin. Of course these festivals may suffer from success, and so it may be a mixed blessing to publicize them. The best answer is to start more such festivals.

Well here is an awesome one I hadn't heard of: the Gloucester Cheese Rolling.

Apparently it's an old tradition.

You start with an extremely steep hill.

It's very steep. View from the top:

Spectators line the sides of the hill. (image courtesy flickr user acechick)

Then you take a round of Double Gloucester cheese...

On a count of three, an official rolls it down the steep hill... (image courtesy flickr user urgent_98)

And when the count reaches four, a set of racers run down the hill chasing the cheese! (image courtesy flickr user Dave Withnall)

They're off! (thx acechick) (notice the rolling cheese in the middle there)

The first to reach the cheese will win the race.

But there's a catch.

You see, the hill is so extremely steep, the cheese goes very fast, and there's simply no way a person running down the steep hill can win the race and stay on their feet.

So everybody in the race starts to tumble. (image courtesy flickr user Nick 8890)

In fact, the hill is so steep that you can't help but tumble if you are running down it. So within seconds, everybody is tumbling! (thx acechick)

And they all tumble down to the bottom, spending most of their time upside-down, hand-standing, rolling, running into other racers... it's hilarious!

The women's race. Notice that NOBODY is on their feet. Most runners spend more than half the race tumbling. (urgent_98)

And tumbling HARD. There are faceplants a-plenty. The wipeouts can be really stunning, and are the whole point of it all. (Nick 8890)

In fact you can't imagine it happening without people getting really hurt. And so, yes there are casualties, and a set of emergency staff to cart off the injured. (urgent_98)

A set of human tacklers will stop you once you reach the bottom, if you haven't stopped yourself by then.

Winner winner cheesy dinner! (Nick 8890)

Oh but you MUST see the video. Required viewing:

Official cheese rolling website.

Many thanks to the Flickr folks who agreed to share their shots with us!

Aliantha · 05-28-2009, 11:45 PM

I want to know why anyone would do it naked except for shoes and undies...and I'd then like to know if anyone would want to tackle him when he gets to the bottom. lol

zippyt · 05-28-2009, 11:52 PM

That Looks Like Fun !!

Mad Dogs and English men in the Noon day sun !!!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 05-28-2009, 11:58 PM

If they stop you at the bottom how do you get to the cheese?

Undertoad · 05-29-2009, 12:18 AM

They say the cheese rolls at 70 mph (or maybe kph?) so there is really no chance at catching it. I think you just cross the finish line.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-29-2009, 12:55 AM

More at Boston.com.

Kolbenfresser · 05-29-2009, 02:13 AM

Its not about the cheese - even if you get it in the end.
Its more about human nature - doing crazy stuff and enjoying it!

TheMercenary · 05-29-2009, 02:29 AM

Note: "set of human tacklers" are from a local rugby club. Their jerseys are clearly marked. I never knew my skills from rugby may one day land me a prestigious job tackling on a hillside rife with tumbling women. No poofta's need apply.

SPUCK · 05-29-2009, 05:03 AM

The lady in the wheel chair?
Yes, she's paralyzed.
She steers it by blowing on a little pipe.
It happens as she ran down a hill chasing uncatchable cheese...
Yes dear, it's very good cheese.

ZenGum · 05-29-2009, 05:16 AM

fetta-l attraction?

Well, everyone else had a gouda time.

capnhowdy · 05-29-2009, 07:18 AM

They should release a couple dozen angry bulls when the count hits seven. Now that WOULD be interesting. Not that this isn't.

spudcon · 05-29-2009, 07:43 AM

How do they stop a rolling cheese even if they catch it? And who gets to cut the cheese?

nil_orally · 05-29-2009, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Note: "set of human tacklers" are from a local rugby club. Their jerseys are clearly marked. I never knew my skills from rugby may one day land me a prestigious job tackling on a hillside rife with tumbling women. No poofta's need apply.

Yes, they must use the Union blokes for the girls race, and prise the League guys off each other to work on the boys race.

dar512 · 05-29-2009, 09:38 AM

And did anyone think to yell "As you wish" whilst rolling down the hill?

glatt · 05-29-2009, 09:39 AM

What an excellent group of pictures!

05-28-2009, 11:32 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	May 29, 2009: Gloucester Cheese Rolling 2009 My favorite IotDs, if I may say so m'self, are the ones that capture some weird festival, like the Spanish Tomatino or Delaware's Punkin Chunkin. Of course these festivals may suffer from success, and so it may be a mixed blessing to publicize them. The best answer is to start more such festivals. Well here is an awesome one I hadn't heard of: the Gloucester Cheese Rolling. Apparently it's an old tradition. You start with an extremely steep hill. It's very steep. View from the top: Spectators line the sides of the hill. (image courtesy flickr user acechick) Then you take a round of Double Gloucester cheese... On a count of three, an official rolls it down the steep hill... (image courtesy flickr user urgent_98) And when the count reaches four, a set of racers run down the hill chasing the cheese! (image courtesy flickr user Dave Withnall) They're off! (thx acechick) (notice the rolling cheese in the middle there) The first to reach the cheese will win the race. But there's a catch. You see, the hill is so extremely steep, the cheese goes very fast, and there's simply no way a person running down the steep hill can win the race and stay on their feet. So everybody in the race starts to tumble. (image courtesy flickr user Nick 8890) In fact, the hill is so steep that you can't help but tumble if you are running down it. So within seconds, everybody is tumbling! (thx acechick) And they all tumble down to the bottom, spending most of their time upside-down, hand-standing, rolling, running into other racers... it's hilarious! The women's race. Notice that NOBODY is on their feet. Most runners spend more than half the race tumbling. (urgent_98) And tumbling HARD. There are faceplants a-plenty. The wipeouts can be really stunning, and are the whole point of it all. (Nick 8890) In fact you can't imagine it happening without people getting really hurt. And so, yes there are casualties, and a set of emergency staff to cart off the injured. (urgent_98) A set of human tacklers will stop you once you reach the bottom, if you haven't stopped yourself by then. Winner winner cheesy dinner! (Nick 8890) Oh but you MUST see the video. Required viewing: Official cheese rolling website. Many thanks to the Flickr folks who agreed to share their shots with us!

05-28-2009, 11:45 PM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I want to know why anyone would do it naked except for shoes and undies...and I'd then like to know if anyone would want to tackle him when he gets to the bottom. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-28-2009, 11:52 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	That Looks Like Fun !! Mad Dogs and English men in the Noon day sun !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

05-28-2009, 11:58 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If they stop you at the bottom how do you get to the cheese? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-29-2009, 12:55 AM	#6
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	More at Boston.com. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-29-2009, 12:18 AM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	They say the cheese rolls at 70 mph (or maybe kph?) so there is really no chance at catching it. I think you just cross the finish line.

05-29-2009, 02:13 AM	#7
Kolbenfresser Wiseacre Emeritus Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Good old Germany Posts: 35	Joy! Its not about the cheese - even if you get it in the end. Its more about human nature - doing crazy stuff and enjoying it! __________________ In cauda venenum.

05-29-2009, 02:29 AM	#8
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Note: "set of human tacklers" are from a local rugby club. Their jerseys are clearly marked. I never knew my skills from rugby may one day land me a prestigious job tackling on a hillside rife with tumbling women. No poofta's need apply. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-29-2009, 05:03 AM	#9
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	The lady in the wheel chair? Yes, she's paralyzed. She steers it by blowing on a little pipe. It happens as she ran down a hill chasing uncatchable cheese... Yes dear, it's very good cheese.

05-29-2009, 05:16 AM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	fetta-l attraction? Well, everyone else had a gouda time. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-29-2009, 07:18 AM	#11
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	They should release a couple dozen angry bulls when the count hits seven. Now that WOULD be interesting. Not that this isn't. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

05-29-2009, 07:43 AM	#12
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	How do they stop a rolling cheese even if they catch it? And who gets to cut the cheese? __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

05-29-2009, 09:38 AM	#14
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	And did anyone think to yell "As you wish" whilst rolling down the hill? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

05-29-2009, 09:39 AM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	What an excellent group of pictures!

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