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Old 06-13-2009, 05:48 AM   #1
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Three men--a Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon--are talking about their families. The Baptist says, "I've four boys. One more and I'll have a basketball team."

That Catholic says, "I've eight boys. One more and I'll have a baseball team."

The Mormon says, "I've 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
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Old 06-13-2009, 07:08 AM   #2
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Three men--a Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon--are talking about their families. The Baptist says, "I've four boys. One more and I'll have a basketball team."

That Catholic says, "I've eight boys. One more and I'll have a baseball team."

The Mormon says, "I've 5 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."
Not everything in life is a par four.
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Old 06-13-2009, 03:51 PM   #3
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Not everything in MY life is a par four.
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