Debate: that flirting is beter than sex. - Page 3

morethanpretty · 06-11-2009, 09:53 PM

Flirting is way better because there is no disappointment that he can't finish the job.

classicman · 06-11-2009, 10:23 PM

Then logic would hold that sex is infinitely better when your with the right "he"

ZenGum · 06-11-2009, 10:31 PM

Flirting is better than sex, because...

Nothing is better than sex.
Flirting is better than nothing.
Therefore, flirting is better than sex.

QED.

06-12-2009, 12:38 AM

Sex is better than flirting because you can eat your partners and have them too.

morethanpretty · 06-13-2009, 10:10 PM

hahaha like cake.

Flirting is better because it makes the sex much more anticipated.

Trilby · 06-13-2009, 10:13 PM

Sex is better because it gives you enough energy to get up and get that load of laundry in you've been meaning to get to for three days.

lumberjim · 06-13-2009, 10:22 PM

flirting is better because you look so freaking hot in that cream colored silk blouse with your hair up like that....and that one strand that's gotten away from that severe bun..... and those glasses down at the end of your nose that you're peering over while you roll that clear bic ballpoint pen back and forth over your lower lip like that...... I can't even believe your husband let you out of the house looking like that.....with that blue polyester skirt and those sensible shoes.......

My books are late, I'm afraid. be gentle with me.

DucksNuts · 06-14-2009, 03:27 AM

Sex is better coz LJ wouldnt be saying dribble like ^^ that whilst rooting.....oh wait....jinx?

ZenGum · 06-14-2009, 05:28 AM

Flirting is better because if you do it over the phone, it is still real flirting.

06-15-2009, 02:57 AM

Sex is better because you don't have to be with a good listener.

dar512 · 06-15-2009, 08:19 AM

Flirting is better 'cause you can do it
- with five different partners
- in the space of fifteen minutes time
- as you're leaving church
- they all know about each other
- and they think you're a great guy for doing it.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-15-2009, 10:44 AM

Sex... ever try to flirt with a cadaver?

lumberjim · 06-15-2009, 01:17 PM

pegged the skeeve o meter with that one, champ

SteveDallas · 06-15-2009, 02:05 PM

Leave me out of this.

DanaC · 06-15-2009, 05:32 PM

Bit close to the bones eh sleeve? :P

06-11-2009, 09:53 PM	#31
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Flirting is way better because there is no disappointment that he can't finish the job. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

06-11-2009, 10:23 PM	#32
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Then logic would hold that sex is infinitely better when your with the right "he" __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-11-2009, 10:31 PM	#33
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Flirting is better than sex, because... Nothing is better than sex. Flirting is better than nothing. Therefore, flirting is better than sex. QED. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-13-2009, 10:10 PM	#35
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	hahaha like cake. Flirting is better because it makes the sex much more anticipated. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

06-13-2009, 10:13 PM	#36
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Sex is better because it gives you enough energy to get up and get that load of laundry in you've been meaning to get to for three days. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-12-2009, 12:38 AM	#34
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	Sex is better than flirting because you can eat your partners and have them too.

06-13-2009, 10:22 PM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	flirting is better because you look so freaking hot in that cream colored silk blouse with your hair up like that....and that one strand that's gotten away from that severe bun..... and those glasses down at the end of your nose that you're peering over while you roll that clear bic ballpoint pen back and forth over your lower lip like that...... I can't even believe your husband let you out of the house looking like that.....with that blue polyester skirt and those sensible shoes....... My books are late, I'm afraid. be gentle with me. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-14-2009, 03:27 AM	#38
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Sex is better coz LJ wouldnt be saying dribble like ^^ that whilst rooting.....oh wait....jinx? Last edited by DucksNuts; 06-14-2009 at 03:36 AM.

06-14-2009, 05:28 AM	#39
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Flirting is better because if you do it over the phone, it is still real flirting. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-15-2009, 02:57 AM	#40
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	Sex is better because you don't have to be with a good listener.

06-15-2009, 08:19 AM	#41
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Flirting is better 'cause you can do it - with five different partners - in the space of fifteen minutes time - as you're leaving church - they all know about each other - and they think you're a great guy for doing it. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

06-15-2009, 10:44 AM	#42
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sex... ever try to flirt with a cadaver? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-15-2009, 01:17 PM	#43
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	pegged the skeeve o meter with that one, champ __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-15-2009, 02:05 PM	#44
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Leave me out of this.

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