All Right, Fess Up! Which One of You is Responsible?? - Page 2

Trilby · 08-13-2009, 09:36 AM

I...I've been stealing them.

you see...(gulp) I've a...a little problem with the cucumbers. I...I've been (sob) smoking them every day for months now! Won't someone intervene?!

Nah, just yanking your chain. I gold plate them and sell them to wealthy New Jersey housewives.

Shawnee123 · 08-13-2009, 09:40 AM

Hey, smoke 'em if you got 'em, I always say.

Glinda · 08-13-2009, 11:14 AM

*heads out to garden, just to be sure*

casimendocina · 08-13-2009, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

You're not a big exciting city.

I should know. I come from one. That is a not big exciting city.

At the risk of being completely controversial and alienating myself completely, I'm going to put forward the assertion that Queenslanders generally are somewhat deluded about their state. However, it's possible that Brisbane is not representative of the rest of the Queensland.

casimendocina · 08-13-2009, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

This is the big news in my town. I was about to post it in the weird news thread.

Don't say we're not a big exciting city.

Now THIS is what I've been missing. Can't wait to get home.

barefoot serpent · 08-13-2009, 01:33 PM

Spinal Tap is touring again.

Cicero · 08-13-2009, 03:53 PM

I suspect my ex. Dill-hole.

monster · 08-15-2009, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

that looks more like a zucchini boy to me. lol It also looks a lot like my cousins son except for the vegetable (fruit if we want to be precise)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

While I appreciate the pun, I'm guessing this is Cucum-Girl - given the escaping hair. And the fact they look like courgettes anyway

Zucchini = courgette. Just sayin' in case anyone didn't know.

Now we need to squash this larceny -the thought chills me to the marrow. I hope the police are pumpkin all the locals for information

ZenGum · 08-16-2009, 05:32 AM

That's dangerous talk - if the gang finds the leek, he'll be pushing up daisies in no thyme.

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-03-2009, 07:57 PM

"Courgette" does sound rather like a very shortlegged little doggie... or an extremely small automobile. But is it not actually another name for eggplant? -- oh wait, that's aubergine...

monster · 09-03-2009, 08:00 PM

see post #23

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-03-2009, 08:06 PM

Had more trouble with aubergine, actually.

08-13-2009, 09:36 AM	#16
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I...I've been stealing them. you see...(gulp) I've a...a little problem with the cucumbers. I...I've been (sob) *smoking* them every day for months now! Won't someone intervene?! Nah, just yanking your chain. I gold plate them and sell them to wealthy New Jersey housewives. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-13-2009, 09:40 AM	#17
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hey, smoke 'em if you got 'em, I always say. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-13-2009, 01:33 PM	#21
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Spinal Tap is touring again. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

08-13-2009, 03:53 PM	#22
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	I suspect my ex. Dill-hole. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

08-16-2009, 05:32 AM	#24
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's dangerous talk - if the gang finds the leek, he'll be pushing up daisies in no thyme. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

08-13-2009, 11:14 AM	#18
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	heads out to garden, just to be sure

09-03-2009, 07:57 PM	#25
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	"Courgette" does sound rather like a very shortlegged little doggie... or an extremely small automobile. But is it not actually another name for eggplant? -- oh wait, that's aubergine... __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

09-03-2009, 08:00 PM	#26
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	see post #23 __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-03-2009, 08:06 PM	#27
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Had more trouble with aubergine, actually.

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