NSFW - Proof That I Am Incredibly Shallow

Elspode · 10-27-2003, 02:35 PM

I try to resist pop culture, but when pop culture pulls out a 2 x 6 and slaps me upside the head with it, I find it sort of difficult to ignore.

Ladies, I apologize for the inherent sexism in this post, but...damn! I mean, DAMN!!!

From the November Esquire, gentlemen, I give you Brittney Spears pulling down her drawers.

I don't care if she can sing. I don't care if she can dance. I don't care if 12 Photoshop artists spent 150 hours on this shot. I just don't care. Because I am shallow.

SteveDallas · 10-27-2003, 02:43 PM

Please. I'm sorry, as a red-blooded American heterosexual male, I do not by any means object to the presentation of women with little or no clothing. But I've got some standards. Britney spears? Ick.

Elspode · 10-27-2003, 02:48 PM

I know. I know. This is a case of "I really tried to tell myself she was just hideous, simply awful", but something more primal overrode my good sense.

I told you...I am shallow, and I now have proof.

10-27-2003, 02:48 PM

What-ev-ar, KB. I would bone the shit out of her, take half an hour to recuperate, and then do it again. Good lord.

10-27-2003, 02:49 PM

How is she hideous? She's an average girl of average intelligence that happens to be quite attractive in make-up. So her music isn't great. BFD.

breakingnews · 10-27-2003, 03:00 PM

I think I just jizzed in my pants.

Oops, I did it again.

e unibus plurum · 10-27-2003, 03:08 PM

some more here

if you need to make a deposit to the spank bank.

russotto · 10-27-2003, 03:46 PM

My compliments to the 12 photoshop artists.

juju · 10-27-2003, 04:28 PM

Her singing and dancing abilities are amazing. The songs the record industry make her sing are really not that good.

juju · 10-27-2003, 04:30 PM

Thank god those beads are there. Otherwise it would be pornographic.

DNK · 10-27-2003, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SteveDallas

But I've got some standards.

And here it is...

GBA

DNK

xoxoxoBruce · 10-27-2003, 05:38 PM

And a fine standard it is, too.

Steve,
Now, you may think what you want about Ms Spears talent and demeanor. The fact is, if she wasn't better than average looking, you never would have had the chance to make a judgement. That's been true in Show Business ever since "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille".

Elspode · 10-27-2003, 07:09 PM

The latter chick is hot, that's true...but she's not wearing beads over her bulging breasts while pulling down her knickers, is she?

Not half shallow enough for me.

elSicomoro · 10-27-2003, 07:11 PM

If my standards were lower, I'd fuck the shit out of Britney Spears regardless of how crappy her music is...b/c she is hot. But given what she does, that's a turn-off to me.

breakingnews · 10-27-2003, 09:59 PM

Standards, schmandards - a good-looking girl will give just about any straight male on this planet a solid hard-on.

Katie Couric, for example, is what, 40? She looked SO FUCKING HOT on Jay Leno the other night. Her legs are amazing!

Now Couric's brains might give me a telepathic boner, but Britney Spears rubbing her *shudder* breasts in my face would do, at that precise moment, the exact same effect.

I do believe, however, that everyone is beautiful in their own ways. I hardly ever turn down a female (except those big booty kind

) - there's something about that feminine touch that always rubs me the right way. I'll admit that I'm extremely attracted to older women ... I've dated two in their 30s and I'm having a tough time going back.

10-27-2003, 02:35 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	NSFW - Proof That I Am Incredibly Shallow I try to resist pop culture, but when pop culture pulls out a 2 x 6 and slaps me upside the head with it, I find it sort of difficult to ignore. Ladies, I apologize for the inherent sexism in this post, but...damn! I mean, DAMN!!! From the November Esquire, gentlemen, I give you Brittney Spears pulling down her drawers. I don't care if she can sing. I don't care if she can dance. I don't care if 12 Photoshop artists spent 150 hours on this shot. I just don't care. Because I am shallow. Attached Images __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-27-2003, 02:48 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I know. I know. This is a case of "I really tried to tell myself she was just hideous, simply awful", but something more primal overrode my good sense. I told you...I am shallow, and I now have proof. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-27-2003, 03:08 PM	#7
e unibus plurum garbage in, refuse out Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 98	some more here if you need to make a deposit to the spank bank. __________________ //VTR.FT10F001 DD DATA

10-27-2003, 05:38 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And a fine standard it is, too. Steve, Now, you may think what you want about Ms Spears talent and demeanor. The fact is, if she wasn't better than average looking, you never would have had the chance to make a judgement. That's been true in Show Business ever since "I'm ready for my closeup, Mr DeMille". __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-27-2003, 07:09 PM	#13
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The latter chick is hot, that's true...but she's not wearing beads over her bulging breasts while pulling down her knickers, is she? Not half shallow enough for me. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-27-2003, 02:43 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Please. I'm sorry, as a red-blooded American heterosexual male, I do not by any means object to the presentation of women with little or no clothing. But I've got some standards. Britney spears? Ick.

10-27-2003, 02:48 PM	#4
dave Guest Posts: n/a	What-ev-ar, KB. I would bone the shit out of her, take half an hour to recuperate, and then do it again. Good lord.

10-27-2003, 02:49 PM	#5
dave Guest Posts: n/a	How is she hideous? She's an average girl of average intelligence that happens to be quite attractive in make-up. So her music isn't great. BFD.

10-27-2003, 03:00 PM	#6
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	I think I just jizzed in my pants. Oops, I did it again.

10-27-2003, 03:46 PM	#8
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	My compliments to the 12 photoshop artists.

10-27-2003, 04:28 PM	#9
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Her singing and dancing abilities are amazing. The songs the record industry make her sing are really not that good.

10-27-2003, 04:30 PM	#10
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Thank god those beads are there. Otherwise it would be pornographic.

10-27-2003, 07:11 PM	#14
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	If my standards were lower, I'd fuck the shit out of Britney Spears regardless of how crappy her music is...b/c she is hot. But given what she does, that's a turn-off to me.

10-27-2003, 09:59 PM	#15
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	Standards, schmandards - a good-looking girl will give just about any straight male on this planet a solid hard-on. Katie Couric, for example, is what, 40? She looked SO FUCKING HOT on Jay Leno the other night. Her legs are amazing! Now Couric's brains might give me a telepathic boner, but Britney Spears rubbing her shudder breasts in my face would do, at that precise moment, the exact same effect. I do believe, however, that everyone is beautiful in their own ways. I hardly ever turn down a female (except those big booty kind ) - there's something about that feminine touch that always rubs me the right way. I'll admit that I'm extremely attracted to older women ... I've dated two in their 30s and I'm having a tough time going back.

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