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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Where'd you get that picture of BrianR?
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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Hey, that's a weird looking marble bag.
---- Arthritis. Ain't it a bitch. ---- (For 'Opie and Anthony' fans) Hey, did you stick you junk in a jar with a bee in it for a Pontiac Aztec? ---- Studded for her pleasure. ---- Braille for blind girls. ---- Phrenology for Urologists ---- "Mommy, is pee 'sposed to be chunky?" ---- "That boy's 'bout as lazy as a bump on a log." ---- Carol knew there was a problem with her clitoris when the gynecologist began to vomit. ---- If you push the buttons in the right sequence, you win a surprise.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 3,338
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I used to be in porn. There's bound to be some residual pictures and videos out there. I even found one in Florida at a video shop once. Shiver!
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Savannah, Georgia
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#2331 |
Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
Posts: 6,200
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If I were that dude and was going to invest in modifying my cock, I believe I'd have just made it not so stubby. Al the bells and whistles in the the world wouldn't help that nub.
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
Posts: 7,016
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#2333 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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It slices, it dices, it even makes Julienne Fries!
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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amnesic-confabulatory opsimath
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Between my ears
Posts: 739
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ball bearings - you're doing it
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#2335 |
King Of Wishful Thinking
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Philadelphia Suburbs
Posts: 6,669
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Human toilet prank
For the record, I think this was staged. The woman reacted much too quickly. BTW, if he tried that on any of the women here, getting pepper sprayed would be the least of his problems.
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Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE!I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama |
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#2336 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
Posts: 12,719
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Well, yeah, all that, and the multiple camera angles. Just a bit too pat.
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#2337 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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I'd say the no individual cubicles would be a bit of a giveaway too. Plus girls do tend to check that the toilet looks ok before turning and sitting on it -unless they're so drunk they have to pull themselves up on it.
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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#2339 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 5,264
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Coldcocked...
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Irvine, California
Posts: 936
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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