Pleasure is in your hands!

Cloud · 11-16-2009, 11:46 PM

there might have been some slight miscalculation in Spain on the sexual education front. Not that there's anything wrong with it:

Quote:

the regional government of Extremadura in southwestern Spain launched a new sexual-education campaign designed to facilitate the "development of healthy habits, self-esteem and safety." Although the publicly funded campaign includes the publication of pamphlets and an online magazine, the highlight is a series of workshops for 14-to-17-year-olds aimed at educating participants on anatomy, body image, safe-sex practices, gender equality and, in the mildly celebratory words of an early press release (since redacted), "sexual self-exploration and erotic self-knowledge." Or, in other words, masturbation.

http://www.time.com/time/world/artic...939703,00.html

Crimson Ghost · 11-17-2009, 12:00 AM

Astroglide for everyone.

toranokaze · 11-20-2009, 09:32 PM

Here here

john bainz · 11-21-2009, 07:01 AM

"sexual self-exploration and erotic self-knowledge." Or, in other words, masturbation.

Don't autofellatio also fall in the range of self- exploration?
Or is that self indulgence?
Or over indulgence?

Or just plain gluttonous?

And is that also going to part of the workshop?

Pie · 11-21-2009, 07:29 AM

If you're flexible enough!

Radar · 11-21-2009, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

Astroglide for everyone.

That reminds me of the episode of Family Guy when Stewie walks onto the set of a porno and he says, "Does anyone else smell astroglide?"

The idea that a baby would even know what astroglide was, let alone be able to identify it immediately by smell made me laugh my ass off.

monster · 11-22-2009, 10:08 AM

This is what an astroglide means to me ...or at least did until a few minutes ago (and i found this image using "astroglide as a search term, so I'm not alone...)

So i was wondering if you guys just had better ones than we did.....

Seems like you guys just call them "bumpy slides"

Cloud · 11-22-2009, 03:14 PM

they must be doing a booming business in Spain. or should I say buzzing?

ZenGum · 11-22-2009, 04:42 PM

I notice astroglide-boy is wearing an Adidas shirt ... All Day I Dream About Sex ...

Hello Emma and

to the cellar.

DanaC · 11-22-2009, 04:59 PM

That's exactly what came to mind for me too Monnie :P

ZenGum · 11-22-2009, 05:03 PM

Astroglide... is that what happens when astroturf gets a Brazilian?

john bainz · 11-23-2009, 12:04 AM

WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT USE ASTROGLIDE WHEN ASTROGLIDING, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE EATEN BAKED BEANS, TACOS, CHILLIES OR ANY OTHER FOODS THAT MIGHT TURN INTO ROCKET FUEL AFTER CONSUMPTION!!!

Crimson Ghost · 11-23-2009, 02:03 PM

In other words -

What Can Brown Do For You

11-17-2009, 12:00 AM	#2
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Astroglide for everyone. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

11-20-2009, 09:32 PM	#3
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Here here __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

11-21-2009, 07:01 AM	#4
john bainz Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 46	There's a limit to everything... "sexual self-exploration and erotic self-knowledge." Or, in other words, masturbation. Don't autofellatio also fall in the range of self- exploration? Or is that self indulgence? Or over indulgence? Or just plain gluttonous? And is that also going to part of the workshop?

11-21-2009, 07:29 AM	#5
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	If you're flexible enough! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

11-22-2009, 10:08 AM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	This is what an astroglide means to me ...or at least did until a few minutes ago (and i found this image using "astroglide as a search term, so I'm not alone...) So i was wondering if you guys just had better ones than we did..... Seems like you guys just call them "bumpy slides" __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-22-2009, 03:14 PM	#8
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	they must be doing a booming business in Spain. or should I say buzzing? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-22-2009, 04:42 PM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I notice astroglide-boy is wearing an Adidas shirt ... All Day I Dream About Sex ... Hello Emma and to the cellar. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-22-2009, 05:03 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Astroglide... is that what happens when astroturf gets a Brazilian? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-23-2009, 12:04 AM	#12
john bainz Mystical Miscreant Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 46	Astroglide & Astroglide... WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT USE ASTROGLIDE WHEN ASTROGLIDING, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE EATEN BAKED BEANS, TACOS, CHILLIES OR ANY OTHER FOODS THAT MIGHT TURN INTO ROCKET FUEL AFTER CONSUMPTION!!!

11-23-2009, 02:03 PM	#13
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	In other words - What Can Brown Do For You __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

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