On being fat

[skysidhe]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Well this is the sad part; what will happen is that all limps will garner sneers, since the cheating limp will be twenty times more common than the real limp.

There will be the reverse tragedy too: when the real limp person gets a smile and a thumbs-up from the guy with the cheater's limp.

The real limper may come to resent the label, and he may decide to cheat, at least once, so he can at least earn it.

Meanwhile the cheater limpers are coming up with cover stories. "I was in the first Gulf War... I was Agent Orange..." And so their noses get longer.

Now it's a triple tragedy for the real limpers with actual long noses.

lol @ long noses

We can just do the scarlet letter thing, brand style, then no confusion over limps.

Or if it has to be a physical manifestation the cheaters can swallow a pill that makes a huge blister form on the chest in the letter A.

[Nirvana]

Pontification on eating etc hmmm, that must be some good stuff ya'll are smokin' BTW that stuff gives you the munchies along with all those deep thoughts... just sayin