Weird News - Page 52

TheMercenary · 02-03-2010, 05:58 AM

Anyone need a new knife?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ms-organs.html

ZenGum · 02-03-2010, 06:55 AM

That's just the morgul knife used by the witch-king of Angmar. Elrond can deal with that.

Scriveyn · 02-15-2010, 06:29 AM

Quote:

From freethinker.co.uk

London transport chiefs apologise to passengers after driver stops to pray

A MUSLIM bus driver stunned passengers when he stopped his vehicle and began praying in the aisle this week –with the engine still running.

The driver, according to this report, parked without warning – then used a fluorescent jacket as an improvised prayer mat. He took off his shoes, knelt down facing Mecca, and began to chant.

The prayer session held up the bus for more than five minutes with no-one able to get on or off. ...[continued]

DanaC · 02-15-2010, 06:38 AM

*shakes head* dickhead. Unsurprisingly the original story is from the Daily Mail lol.

I was pleasantly surprised when reading the comments after the story (on the original Mail site) how little anti-Islamic vitriol there was. Usually their regular contributors are more fired up than that :P

classicman · 02-15-2010, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Perhaps an effective countermeasure would be to set up an emergency atheist hotline. Then, if a driver starts praying, a freethinking passenger could call the hotline and have a loud, one-sided chat about evolution.

Any takers?

ZenGum · 02-16-2010, 04:15 AM

On the bright side, at least you know he is sober.

Gravdigr · 02-16-2010, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Or perhaps a little education to prove the benefits of not having too many children and that having live spermatazoa in your ballbags has very little to do with being a man.

Wait, what?!

Pete Zicato · 02-16-2010, 08:59 AM

Maybe especially being Catholic, this AP headline seems more than a bit ironic:

Pope tells Irish bishops to be honest over scandal

You think the Pope should remind them not to steal as well?

Gravdigr · 02-16-2010, 12:14 PM

He should remind them to keep their hands off the alter boys.

Spexxvet · 02-16-2010, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

He should remind them to keep their hands off the alter boys.

Not just their hands.

lumberjim · 02-16-2010, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

Maybe especially being Catholic, this AP headline seems more than a bit ironic:

Pope tells Irish bishops to be honest over scandal

You think the Pope should remind them not to steal as well?

I've noticed a couple salesmen that use the verbal device, "to be honest with you" as a prelude to a true statement.

They should know that when you do that, it makes one wonder if everything else they've said was untrue.

Shawnee123 · 02-20-2010, 10:30 AM

Hey, crazy lady who killed some cow orkers, I didn't mean you were really WACKO, just that you're kinda like, well, uh, wacko.

SamIam · 02-20-2010, 10:40 AM

She started young, too. She killed her brother with a shotgun when she was only 19. That incident was swept under the carpet. I guess she figured she'd get away with it again.

Shawnee123 · 02-20-2010, 10:44 AM

Yeah, isn't that weird. AND she smacked some woman in the head over a booster seat, and was suspected in an attempted mail bombing...

Any one of those things by themselves gives me reason to think wacko. I hope I didn't hurt her feelings.

TheMercenary · 02-24-2010, 05:09 PM

Behold, the Blobfish...

http://www.latimes.com/ct-met-kass-0...7154335.column

02-03-2010, 05:58 AM	#766
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Anyone need a new knife? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ms-organs.html __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

02-03-2010, 06:55 AM	#767
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's just the morgul knife used by the witch-king of Angmar. Elrond can deal with that. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-16-2010, 04:15 AM	#771
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	On the bright side, at least you know he is sober. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-16-2010, 08:59 AM	#773
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Maybe especially being Catholic, this AP headline seems more than a bit ironic: Pope tells Irish bishops to be honest over scandal You think the Pope should remind them not to steal as well? __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

02-16-2010, 12:14 PM	#774
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	He should remind them to keep their hands off the alter boys. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-20-2010, 10:30 AM	#777
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hey, crazy lady who killed some cow orkers, I didn't mean you were really WACKO, just that you're kinda like, well, uh, wacko. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-20-2010, 10:40 AM	#778
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	She started young, too. She killed her brother with a shotgun when she was only 19. That incident was swept under the carpet. I guess she figured she'd get away with it again.

02-20-2010, 10:44 AM	#779
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yeah, isn't that weird. AND she smacked some woman in the head over a booster seat, and was suspected in an attempted mail bombing... Any one of those things by themselves gives me reason to think wacko. I hope I didn't hurt her feelings. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-24-2010, 05:09 PM	#780
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Behold, the Blobfish... http://www.latimes.com/ct-met-kass-0...7154335.column Attached Images

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 6 (0 members and 6 guests)