DAAAAAAAAMN it

Trilby · 03-11-2010, 08:54 AM

I'm not feeling well. And I've anxiety. A paper due on Monday and I CANNOT get it together.

I've been wearing pajamas to go to Taco Bell drivethru's for nearly all my meals and laying about on the heroin couch (it's a heroin couch coz it sucks you IN) and watching all the shows on Investigation ID.

ALL of them--no matter how repugnant.

And I'm not doing my work. I'm fairly humming with anxiety about it.

I also saw a Pulitzer prize winner yesterday. He was Arrogance Personified but did a good impression of Gee Whiz.

I'm a MESS.

That is all.

Trilby · 03-11-2010, 08:56 AM

Plus - after this paper - I'm a graduate.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrgh

Pie · 03-11-2010, 09:03 AM

See if you can con yourself into starting the project. That's the hardest part.

Start with a quick outline? Three or four bullet points? Then go get something to eat.

Come back, add a few more bullets.
Do the laundry.

Start adding ideas, write a paragraph or two.
Take a nap.

Pretty soon, the ideas are coming fast and furious, and you stop wanting to do the other things...

lumberjim · 03-11-2010, 09:05 AM

congrats on your imminent graduation. are you throwing a kegger?

Pie · 03-11-2010, 09:20 AM

(Uh, Jim. Read this.)

Pico and ME · 03-11-2010, 09:21 AM

Oh doesn't that kind of anxiety just SUCK! You think you need something to take for it its so bad, some pills or something. But the fastest bestest cure is doing whatever it was you were procrastinating about. I feel for you Bri.

lumberjim · 03-11-2010, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie

(Uh, Jim. Read this.)

no doy, pie. der derrerrrr.... sarcasm....hellllooooo?

Sheldonrs · 03-11-2010, 09:43 AM

Masturbate. It will calm you down.

Trilby · 03-11-2010, 09:54 AM

I know Lj was just talkin' about actually *throwing* a keg - like a shotput.

the masturbation thing...might work but I can't stop thinking about how just before I begin I reject myself as too needy.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-11-2010, 10:29 AM

Since you've been able to delay making any decisions about the future, and been fending off questions from others, and yourself, by using going to school as an excuse, the jig is almost up. So the problem is not the paper, the problem is what in hell you're going to do with your life after graduation.
Is that what's bothering you, bunkie?

Well, get off that couch!
Shave those nether regions!
Write a killer paper!
Put lipstick on your nipples!
Graduate from Osama's cave!
Seduce Mr Robinson!
Show the world your big girl panties!

monster · 03-11-2010, 11:54 AM

Do you need me to come down there and sort you out, missy? I apparently have most of Saturday free and I'm not entirely sure what to do with it.....

Trilby · 03-11-2010, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Do you need me to come down there and sort you out, missy? I apparently have most of Saturday free and I'm not entirely sure what to do with it.....

yes! write me a paper on the Good Mother as found in Stoker's Dracula.

Thanks!!

Aliantha · 03-11-2010, 03:39 PM

To coin a popular sporting phrase, 'JUST DO IT!'

monster · 03-11-2010, 04:31 PM

You won't learn anything if I do it for you. I'm just going to come and slap you until writing the paper becomes a preferable option

limey · 03-11-2010, 05:02 PM

I recommend a mixture of xob and Pie ...
C'mon Bri - we know you've got it in you!

03-11-2010, 08:54 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	DAAAAAAAAMN it I'm not feeling well. And I've anxiety. A paper due on Monday and I CANNOT get it together. I've been wearing pajamas to go to Taco Bell drivethru's for nearly all my meals and laying about on the heroin couch (it's a heroin couch coz it sucks you IN) and watching all the shows on Investigation ID. ALL of them--no matter how repugnant. And I'm not doing my work. I'm fairly humming with anxiety about it. I also saw a Pulitzer prize winner yesterday. He was Arrogance Personified but did a good impression of Gee Whiz. I'm a MESS. That is all. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-11-2010, 08:56 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Plus - after this paper - I'm a graduate. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrgh __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-11-2010, 09:03 AM	#3
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	See if you can con yourself into starting the project. That's the hardest part. Start with a quick outline? Three or four bullet points? Then go get something to eat. Come back, add a few more bullets. Do the laundry. Start adding ideas, write a paragraph or two. Take a nap. Pretty soon, the ideas are coming fast and furious, and you stop wanting to do the other things... __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-11-2010, 09:05 AM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	congrats on your imminent graduation. are you throwing a kegger? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-11-2010, 09:20 AM	#5
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	(Uh, Jim. Read this.) __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-11-2010, 09:21 AM	#6
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Oh doesn't that kind of anxiety just SUCK! You think you need something to take for it its so bad, some pills or something. But the fastest bestest cure is doing whatever it was you were procrastinating about. I feel for you Bri.

03-11-2010, 09:43 AM	#8
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Masturbate. It will calm you down. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-11-2010, 09:54 AM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I know Lj was just talkin' about actually throwing a keg - like a shotput. the masturbation thing...might work but I can't stop thinking about how just before I begin I reject myself as too needy. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-11-2010, 10:29 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Since you've been able to delay making any decisions about the future, and been fending off questions from others, and yourself, by using going to school as an excuse, the jig is almost up. So the problem is not the paper, the problem is what in hell you're going to do with your life after graduation. Is that what's bothering you, bunkie? Well, get off that couch! Shave those nether regions! Write a killer paper! Put lipstick on your nipples! Graduate from Osama's cave! Seduce Mr Robinson! Show the world your big girl panties! __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-11-2010, 11:54 AM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Do you need me to come down there and sort you out, missy? I apparently have most of Saturday free and I'm not entirely sure what to do with it..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-11-2010, 03:39 PM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	To coin a popular sporting phrase, 'JUST DO IT!' __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-11-2010, 04:31 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You won't learn anything if I do it for you. I'm just going to come and slap you until writing the paper becomes a preferable option __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-11-2010, 05:02 PM	#15
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I recommend a mixture of xob and Pie ... C'mon Bri - we know you've got it in you! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

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