Strange Laws

[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost

THE WORLD'S STRANGEST LAWS
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24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

I don't know about that, but Members of Parliament never die within the Palace of Westminster even if they expire in a blaze of spontaneous combustion. They always die 'in the ambulance on the way to hospital'. From memory, if they do depart this mortal vale of tears within the bounds of the Palace it sparks off an incredibly complex inquest procedure. In other words, there's too much paper work involved.

[classicman]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

there's too much paper work involved.

... because its illegal .

[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by classicman

... because its illegal .

You may well have a point there!

[Crimson Ghost]

Originally Posted by Carruthers

I don't know about that, but Members of Parliament never die within the Palace of Westminster even if they expire in a blaze of spontaneous combustion. They always die 'in the ambulance on the way to hospital'. From memory, if they do depart this mortal vale of tears within the bounds of the Palace it sparks off an incredibly complex inquest procedure. In other words, there's too much paper work involved.

Just like Disneyland/Disneyworld. If you die on a ride, the report read that you died in the ambulance. Then it's all "Hose it off and crank it up."

Business as usual in the "Happyest Place On Earth".

In New Jersey, once convicted of drunk driving you may never again have personalised number plates.

This is true.
Even the 'Cure Cancer', 'Save The Earth', ect...