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04-11-2010, 11:17 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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My baby dreams of Nerf
He just came halfway downstairs and said " blurble vlurvle blurble.... I'm going to lie on your bed, OK?"
Why? said I "I've run out of Nerf darts" said he. "Oh, OK", I said, "wait, I'm coming".... So I go to him and say "I'll get you some more Nerf darts, OK? But it's better if you're in your bed" "Oh OK" ....yup fast asleep, eyes wide open... so I follow him to his bed to make sure he gets there OK -it's a top bunk He snuggles down so I say "do you have your darts now?" "No" "OK, I'll send someone in with them." "OK" he says, as he closes his eyes and starts that cute snore they do.... 
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04-12-2010, 01:06 AM
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Professor
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Why does he need to sleep with the Nerf darts?
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04-12-2010, 07:03 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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04-14-2010, 06:19 AM
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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