Things you should do.

[HaywardNelson]

Originally posted by dave


Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

WTG with the 2 year late comeback. BA-ZING!

If I can say something that makes you cringe, I'll say it. Because that's the kind of guy I am. Cunt.

Ah, Dave. How to describe you?
You know the type of person who makes you feel inferior with such supreme knowlege of current events, socio-political issues and with wit that would make grandma shed tears of joy?;
the type of person who leaves you hanging with such curiosity that loins actually quiver with every word he/she writes?;
The type who's very existance makes us all feel as though a higher power has blessed us internally?

Well, that would be Bizzaro Dave.

Real life you?-- a political mess with a head somewhat resembling, both in appearance and psychological depth, a hemorrhoid.