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Old 05-07-2010, 09:20 PM   #1
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not true, he called me monster once....
Is he talking about a penis?
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Old 05-07-2010, 10:07 PM   #2
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Is he talking about a penis?
Everyone knows monnie's penis is a beest.
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Old 05-09-2010, 12:33 PM   #3
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Is he talking about a penis?
Your penis scares small children?
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:24 PM   #4
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Please accept my most sincere apologies Monnie.
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Old 05-09-2010, 04:41 PM   #5
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"Small Penis Blues"

small penis blues, you made me cry.
I don t want to lose this feeling.
And if I could choose a place to die
It would be in your hands.

No, you can't see me from across the floor can you?
No you won't feel me when you take it in the back?
I'd gladly do it because
I just can't get laid today.
Give me one more inch, please.
I don't want to fade away.
In your hand I want to stay.

It's not long, and it's not tight.
The way that you treat me baby.
Even when I'm hard I've lost the fight.
You won't find a shorter loser.

Chorus

Chorus

Small penis blues, don't say goodbye.
I'm sure we're gonna meet again,
And if we do, don't you be surprised
If you find me with a pair of tweezers.

Chorus

I just can't get laid today.
Give me one more inch, please.
I don't want to fade away.
In your hand I want to stay.
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Old 05-10-2010, 12:28 AM   #6
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