Humor...I Need Humor...

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern,
Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile,
Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"

Sally replied, "No... Salty."

Mom fainted.

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"


"That must've been scary," said the teacher.

"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff, Ffffff, Ffffff, but before she could say "Fuck!" the Rottweiler ate her!"

The teacher had to leave the room.

What is it with this unnecessary last line business? Kills the joke, totally.