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Old 05-25-2010, 01:24 AM   #11
Gravdigr
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Originally Posted by Rhianne View Post
Of course you wouldn't want to be a slug - they practice apophallation.

Slugs are hermaphrodites - they have both sets of sexual organs. Now that part might sound fine to you but when mating they wrap their penises around each other and sometimes they have difficulty separating. When this happens one of the slugs will gnaw off either its own or its partners penis leaving it only able to mate as a female for the rest of its life.

Anyone here fancy being apophallated?
Anybody here tries to wrap their penis around me, Imma show you something you never seen before...the other end of it.
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