Your Business Card - Page 2

lumberjim · 05-24-2010, 08:47 AM

my cards are hokey. they have a picture of a Titan (pickup truck) on them....and they're glossy.

ghey.

Trilby · 05-24-2010, 09:38 AM

I worked for a company j - u - s - t long enough to get business cards----and then I immediately quit.

felt really good.

Pie · 05-24-2010, 11:35 AM

First company I worked for:
1. Changed its name
2. Twice
3. Moved next door
4. Changed offices
5. Got promoted
6. Got acquired
...Got laid off.

For those of you keeping track at home, that's 6 boxes of business cards in 5 years.

squirell nutkin · 05-24-2010, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

right now my problem is that my printer cart is about to run out....

PC load letter?

Crimson Ghost · 05-25-2010, 05:30 AM

"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

/man, it feels good to be a gangster.....

Shawnee123 · 05-25-2010, 07:58 AM

I caught that movie over the weekend. Never tire of it!

Spexxvet · 05-25-2010, 08:54 AM

Rich has never started a lame thread.

lumberjim · 05-25-2010, 10:21 AM

of course he hasn't. and neither have you, and neither have I.

I'm just a big meannie. good thing you're around to protect people from meannies like me.

glatt · 05-25-2010, 10:58 AM

I went back and looked at some of my old threads. Boy, I started some stinkers. I wouldn't say they all suck, but some do.

Look at this one:
Cops Hate Bugs

Actually, I really haven't started that many threads.

lumberjim · 05-25-2010, 11:03 AM

I've probably started MORE lame threads than anyone.... but then, i start a lot of threads.

wolf · 05-25-2010, 01:22 PM

I've occasionally started a thread with a mild limp, but no lame ones, really.

Pete Zicato · 05-25-2010, 01:23 PM

My threads are lame -- due to the injury they incurred while saving people on 9/11.

lumberjim · 05-25-2010, 01:44 PM

this is my most lame recent lame thread

classicman · 05-25-2010, 01:44 PM

Not only are most of my threads lame, but 85% of my posts are as well.
ok maybe 99%

lumberjim · 05-25-2010, 01:45 PM

this has turned into a lame off.

lame

05-24-2010, 08:47 AM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	my cards are hokey. they have a picture of a Titan (pickup truck) on them....and they're glossy. ghey. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-24-2010, 09:38 AM	#17
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I worked for a company j - u - s - t long enough to get business cards----and then I immediately quit. felt really good. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-24-2010, 11:35 AM	#18
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	First company I worked for: 1. Changed its name 2. Twice 3. Moved next door 4. Changed offices 5. Got promoted 6. Got acquired ...Got laid off. For those of you keeping track at home, that's 6 boxes of business cards in 5 years. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

05-25-2010, 05:30 AM	#20
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean? /man, it feels good to be a gangster..... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

05-25-2010, 07:58 AM	#21
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I caught that movie over the weekend. Never tire of it! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-25-2010, 08:54 AM	#22
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Rich has never started a lame thread. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-25-2010, 10:21 AM	#23
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	of course he hasn't. and neither have you, and neither have I. I'm just a big meannie. good thing you're around to protect people from meannies like me. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-25-2010, 10:58 AM	#24
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I went back and looked at some of my old threads. Boy, I started some stinkers. I wouldn't say they all suck, but some do. Look at this one: Cops Hate Bugs Actually, I really haven't started that many threads.

05-25-2010, 11:03 AM	#25
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I've probably started MORE lame threads than anyone.... but then, i start a lot of threads. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-25-2010, 01:22 PM	#26
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I've occasionally started a thread with a mild limp, but no lame ones, really. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

05-25-2010, 01:23 PM	#27
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	My threads are lame -- due to the injury they incurred while saving people on 9/11. __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

05-25-2010, 01:44 PM	#28
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this is my most lame recent lame thread __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-25-2010, 01:44 PM	#29
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Not only are most of my threads lame, but 85% of my posts are as well. ok maybe 99% __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-25-2010, 01:45 PM	#30
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	this has turned into a lame off. lame __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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