The WTF NSFW thread - Page 191

Undertoad · 07-30-2010, 09:41 PM

ZenGum · 07-30-2010, 09:41 PM

Watch out for the funnel-web spider!

Razzmatazz13 · 07-31-2010, 10:49 PM

The thing that confuses me about all of these "hey I have a lot of tattoos and I'm naked" pics is ... where do you take such photos? There's clearly a ton of people in the background there, how do you NOT get arrested, or beaten to death by some overly uptight soccer mom?

xoxoxoBruce · 07-31-2010, 11:07 PM

Most biker gatherings, although that doesn't look like one. There's a lot of countries where nude doesn't equal illegal.

Razzmatazz13 · 08-01-2010, 12:03 AM

MOST of the ones I see are from biker gatherings, or hippie communes, so I get that, and I suppose plain old fashioned nudist colonies would be safe, AND I was trying to factor in other countries, but I don't know enough about the world to figure out where that'd be legal/illegal (or how to figure that out really)

but as you said, it doesn't appear that she's at a biker/naked people event, it looks like she's just hanging out at the park, next to the bike path, being naked

the world... it confuses me

edit: although she is wearing some kind of wrist band, so maybe it was "Get Naked and Show Off Your Tattoos in the Park Day" (Admission $5.00 for adults $3.00 for kids under 12)

Tulip · 08-01-2010, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Cloud?

Waiting for Cloud's response...

Scriveyn · 08-01-2010, 03:49 AM

That bit of string running through the right picture could be part of a tent. So, perhaps, not such a "public park" site after all.

The tattoos seem a rather ill-assorted lot to me. The cobwebs

who'd want to put them there?

ZenGum · 08-01-2010, 06:20 AM

Gay spiders.

Sperlock · 08-01-2010, 09:57 AM

It could be the Nudes-A-Poppin' event that I've heard about.

be-bop · 08-01-2010, 05:48 PM

That's one half of a Tag Team that one
Scary

impress · 08-04-2010, 05:31 AM

Okay, I must admit, it's the genitalia that confuses me here. Clearly in the first pic, she appears to have female genital piercings and a hefty set of implants. In the second pic, the "tuckback" is no longer tucked back, revealing a tattooed sack. (And for the record, HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO THE TUCKBACK THING ANYWAY? Does she shove her nuts up her asshole? Wouldn't that be painful? I mean, really, I cannot fathom this.)

So my confusion is...did she lop off her dick and leave the balls intact?

Mebbe I'm unimaginative but I seriously don't understand.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-04-2010, 06:24 AM

You're looking at a breast, see the nipple piercing?

impress · 08-04-2010, 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

You're looking at a breast, see the nipple piercing?

[/cue Homer]

D'oh!

[/Homer]

BrianR · 08-04-2010, 12:11 PM

Impress: tucking is accomplished by doing just that. Tucking the male marts back between the legs, usually securing them in some manner, perhaps tight undies or tape. The testes can sometimes be pushed back up into the cavity from which they descended originally. This can be...uncomfortable. Some transsexuals who have been on HRT for a long time experience shrinkage, which allows tucking to be done much more easily.

That said, the pic is clearly a female and the "sac" is only a perspective on her muffin top.

Crimson Ghost · 08-04-2010, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

Impress: tucking is accomplished by doing just that. Tucking the male marts back between the legs, usually securing them in some manner, perhaps tight undies or tape. The testes can sometimes be pushed back up into the cavity from which they descended originally. This can be...uncomfortable. Some transsexuals who have been on HRT for a long time experience shrinkage, which allows tucking to be done much more easily

Someday my eyes will stop watering just from the thought....

07-30-2010, 09:41 PM	#2852
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Watch out for the funnel-web spider! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-31-2010, 10:49 PM	#2853
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	The thing that confuses me about all of these "hey I have a lot of tattoos and I'm naked" pics is ... where do you take such photos? There's clearly a ton of people in the background there, how do you NOT get arrested, or beaten to death by some overly uptight soccer mom? __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

07-31-2010, 11:07 PM	#2854
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Most biker gatherings, although that doesn't look like one. There's a lot of countries where nude doesn't equal illegal. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-01-2010, 12:03 AM	#2855
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	MOST of the ones I see are from biker gatherings, or hippie communes, so I get that, and I suppose plain old fashioned nudist colonies would be safe, AND I was trying to factor in other countries, but I don't know enough about the world to figure out where that'd be legal/illegal (or how to figure that out really) but as you said, it doesn't appear that she's at a biker/naked people event, it looks like she's just hanging out at the park, next to the bike path, being naked the world... it confuses me edit: although she is wearing some kind of wrist band, so maybe it was "Get Naked and Show Off Your Tattoos in the Park Day" (Admission $5.00 for adults $3.00 for kids under 12) __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

08-01-2010, 06:20 AM	#2858
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Gay spiders. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-30-2010, 09:41 PM	#2851
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423

08-01-2010, 03:49 AM	#2857
Scriveyn amnesic-confabulatory opsimath Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Between my ears Posts: 739	That bit of string running through the right picture could be part of a tent. So, perhaps, not such a "public park" site after all. The tattoos seem a rather ill-assorted lot to me. The cobwebs who'd want to put them there?

08-01-2010, 09:57 AM	#2859
Sperlock Elite Elitist Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Reno, NV Posts: 322	It could be the Nudes-A-Poppin' event that I've heard about. __________________ Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground. - Anonymous http://informationthreshold.blogspot.com, http://spiritualthreshold.blogspot.com

08-01-2010, 05:48 PM	#2860
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	That's one half of a Tag Team that one Scary

08-04-2010, 05:31 AM	#2861
impress It's better to be pissed off than pissed on. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 936	Okay, I must admit, it's the genitalia that confuses me here. Clearly in the first pic, she appears to have female genital piercings and a hefty set of implants. In the second pic, the "tuckback" is no longer tucked back, revealing a tattooed sack. (And for the record, HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO THE TUCKBACK THING ANYWAY? Does she shove her nuts up her asshole? Wouldn't that be painful? I mean, really, I cannot fathom this.) So my confusion is...did she lop off her dick and leave the balls intact? Mebbe I'm unimaginative but I seriously don't understand. __________________ If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.

08-04-2010, 06:24 AM	#2862
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You're looking at a breast, see the nipple piercing? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-04-2010, 12:11 PM	#2864
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Impress: tucking is accomplished by doing just that. Tucking the male marts back between the legs, usually securing them in some manner, perhaps tight undies or tape. The testes can sometimes be pushed back up into the cavity from which they descended originally. This can be...uncomfortable. Some transsexuals who have been on HRT for a long time experience shrinkage, which allows tucking to be done much more easily. That said, the pic is clearly a female and the "sac" is only a perspective on her muffin top. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

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