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View Poll Results: Do you pee in the shower? | |||
I am a male and I do |
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54 | 54.55% |
I am a male and I do not |
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11 | 11.11% |
I am a female and I do |
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20 | 20.20% |
I am a female and I do not |
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10 | 10.10% |
You are a fucking weirdo |
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4 | 4.04% |
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll |
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"I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me."
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developmentally disabled rear end headwear
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So how long does the pass last for? Can I use it to validate my parking ticket? Is it an all access pass? -nancy |
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I can hear my ears
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ticket please.
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So - roughly a week into the poll and the shower pissers outnumber the hygeine freaks by roughly 3:1. I would really like to see more female votes, so come on ladies - stand and unite! Be heard! Down with Athletes foot!
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In public toilets, I've seen a lot of evidence of people flushing toilets with their feet. Shoe marks on the walls, seats, etc. I wonder if these people, that are afraid to touch the flush handle, are planning on washing their hands after they leave the stall?
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lobber of scimitars
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Wow, I thought the foot-flush was an exclusively female trait ... or have you been in women's bathrooms a lot, bruce?
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Anytime I see a co-worker walk out of the restroom without washing their hands, I'm like, "Ewwww!"
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I guess it's their personal phobia to avoid germs like I avoid pinless hand grenades, covered with poop, sitting in a rattlesnake's nest. Silly I guess. ![]()
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No...it's more like this: I'm going to shake your hand with the hand that I used to wipe my ass 10 minutes ago. Oh, and I haven't washed it.
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And people wonder why I don't shake hands with patients.
We even have special one-use-and-discard pens that we give to people who are either really icky, known to be infected with something we are scared of, or have come from prison. There is only one real passtime in prison, and we assume everyone takes part. Thus, disposable pens. On the rare occasions we forget to take the dispostable pen "please just drop that on the clipboard, no don't hand it to me" our own pens get liberally swabbed down with alcohol swabs or sprayed with disinfectant. From what I understand, recently pissed on hands actually have a lower bacteria count than a hand that has touched the flush-lever, water spigot, or bathroom door. Piss is relatively clean, by bacterial/viral standards. That's your killer ... the exit door handle. And, as we know (HHGTTG), public telephones. The OSHA approved method for handwashing, incidentally, requires that the water be left running while the hands are being dried with a clean towel. The faucet is turned off with said towel, otherwise you are recontaminating yourself. You should also retain said towel for egress from the restroom ... no knob/handle touching there either. Dispose of towel in next available trashcan. I wash my hands nearly as many times a day as someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but I do have an excuse. My only problem is that in winter months especially, this tends to take it's toll on my hands. Nasty chilblains. I'm still in search of a good hand moisturizer that doesn't leave your hands all greasy and slippery. I'm at the point where if I can find one here, I'll have to go down to the Agway feed store for a container of Bag Balm. Of course, I don't need the "large barn" size ... mebbe they have a sample container?
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I guess people always fear the most what they can't see.
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Speaking of clean urine ... just in case you need some.
They really have thought of everything, including the temperature differential.
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