Do you pee in the shower? - Page 9

elSicomoro · 12-07-2003, 07:34 PM

I would think it would make cleaning your ass easier...it would be like a bidet.

Kitsune · 12-07-2003, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by sycamore
I would think it would make cleaning your ass easier...it would be like a bidet.

Heh. Great minds think alike!

But, alas, someone got intelligent and closed the water inlet with a screwdriver. On finding that little trick out, however, we found it funny to shut off all the toilets but leave the urinals running in the other halls. There is no greater sense of dread than to hit the flush lever and hear silence.

insoluble · 12-08-2003, 10:56 AM

I dyed my cat red with food coloring last month - she looked really cool!

juju · 12-08-2003, 10:59 AM

Hmm.. that works?

FileNotFound · 12-08-2003, 11:20 AM

In a word.

Yes.

In many words:

Yes, but only on white cats because the color isn't very strong and doesn't dye hair. Cats will eventualy lick it out. Some cats may be allergic to some of the specific food coloring though..

kerosene · 12-08-2003, 11:21 AM

You could always try Kool-Aid.

FileNotFound · 12-08-2003, 11:26 AM

Kool Aid is BAD for cats cause it has the flavouring and the smell to it.

Cats have a very sensitive sense of smell and the Kool-Aid will probably really stink to them.

If you really want to piss off a cat, spray some perfume in it's front 'arm pits'...they can't lick it off there and it'll stink and REALLY piss them off...

kerosene · 12-08-2003, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by FileNotFound
Kool Aid is BAD for cats cause it has the flavouring and the smell to it.

Cats have a very sensitive sense of smell and the Kool-Aid will probably really stink to them.

If you really want to piss off a cat, spray some perfume in it's front 'arm pits'...they can't lick it off there and it'll stink and REALLY piss them off...

I am sure Kool-Aid is bad for cats. But I know it dyes human hair pretty well. /shrug.

Another good way to piss off a cat is to roll up a little piece of scotch tape and put it on the bottom of the cat's paws. Sounds evil, I know. But usually they get it off pretty quickly.

FileNotFound · 12-08-2003, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by case

Another good way to piss off a cat is to roll up a little piece of scotch tape and put it on the bottom of the cat's paws. Sounds evil, I know. But usually they get it off pretty quickly.

When I was little I would attach those little bells that are meant to go on their collars to their tails.
Then I'd scare them to make them run...which would cause the bell to ring and them to think that something was chasing them...

When you pair that with the sticky tape and slipery hardwood floors...it's quite a sight...

FileNotFound · 12-08-2003, 11:41 AM

Oh and if you REALLY want to see something bizzare...give your cat valerian root extract.

I don't mean the root itself, I mean the extract in liquid form.

It's like extacy for cats...they'll do some really odd stuff after that.

kerosene · 12-08-2003, 11:44 AM

We use to have a cat that could sniff out catnip, no matter where we hid it. One day he had found the bag of catnip in the highest kitchen cabinet. When we got home, the entire kitchen floor was covered in catnip and he was lying in the middle of the floor on his back, making weird REEOOWWRR sounds. It looked like he had O.D.ed on it.

FileNotFound · 12-08-2003, 11:51 AM

Well the thing is catnip in the normal form is a herb and it needs to be digested to be absorbed...in other words slow as hell.

The extract does not need to be digested, it's almost instantly thrown into the blood stream.

Here is the difference. A slow gradual dose of valerian root will make you calm, relaxed, and somewhat sleepy. A sudden dose on the other hand will make the cat appear to be 'high', they'll run about in circles, attempt to walk on twos, do back flips, try to stand on their front paws, bounce off walls, attack invisible objects.

I'm really not sure if there are any harmfull effects from it. I gave v. extract to stray cats in Russia because my grand parents had a ton of it and Russia had a ton of stray cats. It was fun to see the cats do insane things...and they seemed to like it cause they came back for more....

FileNotFound · 12-08-2003, 12:06 PM

Oh and a study of the effect of valerian exteact on animals/people:

http://www.mcp.edu/herbal/valerian/valerian.pdf

insoluble · 12-08-2003, 12:18 PM

yeah - she has white parts and thats what turned red - she left red spots n everything for weeks. I am going to try the valerian thing.

juju · 12-08-2003, 12:24 PM

My dad used to have a three-footed cat. It had four legs, but only three feet. He called it his "three foot pussy with claws".

I also used to love throwing little rocks at it. It was so much fun to watch it run away.

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12-08-2003, 11:20 AM	#125
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	In a word. Yes. In many words: Yes, but only on white cats because the color isn't very strong and doesn't dye hair. Cats will eventualy lick it out. Some cats may be allergic to some of the specific food coloring though.. __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-08-2003, 11:26 AM	#127
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	Kool Aid is BAD for cats cause it has the flavouring and the smell to it. Cats have a very sensitive sense of smell and the Kool-Aid will probably really stink to them. If you really want to piss off a cat, spray some perfume in it's front 'arm pits'...they can't lick it off there and it'll stink and REALLY piss them off... __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-08-2003, 11:41 AM	#130
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	Oh and if you REALLY want to see something bizzare...give your cat valerian root extract. I don't mean the root itself, I mean the extract in liquid form. It's like extacy for cats...they'll do some really odd stuff after that. __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-08-2003, 11:51 AM	#132
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	Well the thing is catnip in the normal form is a herb and it needs to be digested to be absorbed...in other words slow as hell. The extract does not need to be digested, it's almost instantly thrown into the blood stream. Here is the difference. A slow gradual dose of valerian root will make you calm, relaxed, and somewhat sleepy. A sudden dose on the other hand will make the cat appear to be 'high', they'll run about in circles, attempt to walk on twos, do back flips, try to stand on their front paws, bounce off walls, attack invisible objects. I'm really not sure if there are any harmfull effects from it. I gave v. extract to stray cats in Russia because my grand parents had a ton of it and Russia had a ton of stray cats. It was fun to see the cats do insane things...and they seemed to like it cause they came back for more.... __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-07-2003, 07:34 PM	#121
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I would think it would make cleaning your ass easier...it would be like a bidet.

12-08-2003, 10:56 AM	#123
insoluble developmentally disabled rear end headwear Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: syracuse, ny Posts: 207	I dyed my cat red with food coloring last month - she looked really cool!

12-08-2003, 10:59 AM	#124
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Hmm.. that works?

12-08-2003, 11:21 AM	#126
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	You could always try Kool-Aid.

12-08-2003, 11:44 AM	#131
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	We use to have a cat that could sniff out catnip, no matter where we hid it. One day he had found the bag of catnip in the highest kitchen cabinet. When we got home, the entire kitchen floor was covered in catnip and he was lying in the middle of the floor on his back, making weird REEOOWWRR sounds. It looked like he had O.D.ed on it.

12-08-2003, 12:06 PM	#133
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	Oh and a study of the effect of valerian exteact on animals/people: http://www.mcp.edu/herbal/valerian/valerian.pdf __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-08-2003, 12:18 PM	#134
insoluble developmentally disabled rear end headwear Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: syracuse, ny Posts: 207	yeah - she has white parts and thats what turned red - she left red spots n everything for weeks. I am going to try the valerian thing.

12-08-2003, 12:24 PM	#135
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	My dad used to have a three-footed cat. It had four legs, but only three feet. He called it his "three foot pussy with claws". I also used to love throwing little rocks at it. It was so much fun to watch it run away.

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