What to, uh, do. - Page 2

Undertoad · 08-20-2010, 04:10 PM

The probability that this dog laid that turd on your step is 20%.

spudcon · 08-21-2010, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

The probability that this dog laid that turd on your step is 20%.

It was old man Clemmons.

ZenGum · 08-21-2010, 06:50 AM

How about the Grumpy Old Men solution?

"Your cat shat on my porch again last night."

"Who says you can't train a cat?"

Gravdigr · 08-21-2010, 04:20 PM

The little doggy, as well as my Slick, are both pretty much indoor pets. Neither are what you'd call 'free-ranging'. Slick kinda comes in and out as he pleases, the doggy gets put out on a lead sometimes during the day, while the neighbors are at work. They let him out periodically to "do his do". Then he comes to see ol' Gravdigr.

I think he and the squirrels are in cahoots to give me a hard time.

SamIam · 08-21-2010, 04:55 PM

That's a nice, plump corn-fed squirrel you got there. Fry him up in cornmeal batter!

wolf · 08-21-2010, 05:07 PM

If you're going to be putting it in a bag anyway, might as well leave it on the neighbor's front porch, set fire to it, ring the doorbell and run, as it the tradition amongst our peoples.

Aliantha · 08-21-2010, 05:38 PM

Maybe you could try getting some of that pheremone spray and just do your porch and perimiter. That might stop further incursions.

We got a new puppy a few weeks ago. We're in the process of 'potty training' her.

I hate dog shit.

HungLikeJesus · 08-21-2010, 09:06 PM

That's what happens when you feed them.

BigV · 08-21-2010, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

The little doggy, as well as my Slick, are both pretty much indoor pets. Neither are what you'd call 'free-ranging'. Slick kinda comes in and out as he pleases, the doggy gets put out on a lead sometimes during the day, while the neighbors are at work. They let him out periodically to "do his do". Then he comes to see ol' Gravdigr.

I think he and the squirrels are in cahoots to give me a hard time.

GOOD LORD! Again with the pictures! Will you look at the size of that thing hanging of the backside in that picture!!!! What the hell kind of fetish do you have Gravdigr?

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Ok, just kidding. Your front step? I'd leave it where it is, go get the owner, not the maker, and tell him his dog left it there and you expect him to collect it. You might have a bag handy or you might suggest when you're at his door that he bring gloves, your call.

I think this will be an effective, if more labor intensive and less satisfying solution than what our Hall of Fame founding member lookout123 has offered. Hell, it might even be worth asking him if you could borrow his dog.

Your front step? Un-fucking-acceptable.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-21-2010, 10:19 PM

And when the owner says, my little puppy didn't make that 2 pound pile?

Nirvana · 08-21-2010, 11:35 PM

I thought Griff had the best idea , hurts no dog or person and takes the offending pile back where it belongs. Dogs are the mental equivalent of a 3-6 year old human child. I can never understand people thinking they have the ability to be malicious in their potty habits [unless it is to their owner]

>someone who is glad to live on a 200 acre farm where cows and dogs can poop in the woods and no one bitches about it ....

Gravdigr · 08-22-2010, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

GOOD LORD! Again with the pictures! Will you look at the size of that thing hanging of the backside in that picture!!!! What the hell kind of fetish do you have Gravdigr?

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

And when the owner says, my little puppy didn't make that 2 pound pile?

Dude, you should see some of the mounds that little dog climbs down off of. I don't see how he keeps from passing out...

Pico and ME · 08-22-2010, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

We had new neighbors move in a couple of years ago. The bastards have bunch of those little yappy dogs I hate. Rather than have the dogs use the backyard and have to clean it, they would let them out the front door so they could run out in the desert. No real problem except they would literally run right up by my front window to shit before running to the desert. This happened every single time they let them out for a couple weeks.

That ended when waited by the front door when the neighbor got home. He let his dogs out and they beelined straight to my yard. I opened my front door and let my pissed off 90 lb boxer go after them. He chased them all the way up to the mountain before coming back. Those dogs have never come anywhere near my yard since.

I'm actually pretty amazed that your neighbor allows his little guys to run free in the dessert. Isn't he worried about coyotes or eagles eating them?

spudcon · 08-22-2010, 07:43 PM

All you need to do is convince the offending dog that some other dog left that deucer on your porch, and he'll eat it clean up.

Gravdigr · 08-23-2010, 12:47 AM

Ha! That just might work, he's dumb enough.

08-21-2010, 06:50 AM	#18
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08-21-2010, 04:20 PM	#19
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The little doggy, as well as my Slick, are both pretty much indoor pets. Neither are what you'd call 'free-ranging'. Slick kinda comes in and out as he pleases, the doggy gets put out on a lead sometimes during the day, while the neighbors are at work. They let him out periodically to "do his do". Then he comes to see ol' Gravdigr. I think he and the squirrels are in cahoots to give me a hard time. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-21-2010, 05:07 PM	#21
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	If you're going to be putting it in a bag anyway, might as well leave it on the neighbor's front porch, set fire to it, ring the doorbell and run, as it the tradition amongst our peoples. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-21-2010, 05:38 PM	#22
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Maybe you could try getting some of that pheremone spray and just do your porch and perimiter. That might stop further incursions. We got a new puppy a few weeks ago. We're in the process of 'potty training' her. I hate dog shit. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-21-2010, 09:06 PM	#23
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	That's what happens when you feed them. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

08-20-2010, 04:10 PM	#16
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The probability that this dog laid that turd on your step is 20%.

08-21-2010, 04:55 PM	#20
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	That's a nice, plump corn-fed squirrel you got there. Fry him up in cornmeal batter!

08-21-2010, 10:19 PM	#25
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	And when the owner says, my little puppy didn't make that 2 pound pile? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-21-2010, 11:35 PM	#26
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I thought Griff had the best idea , hurts no dog or person and takes the offending pile back where it belongs. Dogs are the mental equivalent of a 3-6 year old human child. I can never understand people thinking they have the ability to be malicious in their potty habits [unless it is to their owner] >someone who is glad to live on a 200 acre farm where cows and dogs can poop in the woods and no one bitches about it .... __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

08-22-2010, 07:43 PM	#29
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	All you need to do is convince the offending dog that some other dog left that deucer on your porch, and he'll eat it clean up. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

08-23-2010, 12:47 AM	#30
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ha! That just might work, he's dumb enough. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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