Do you pee in the shower? - Page 13

juju · 12-09-2003, 03:04 PM

Hey, that could be our next Cellar tagline!

juju · 12-09-2003, 03:05 PM

Oh. You beat me to it.

Fiend!

I meant the entire line, though.

lumberjim · 12-09-2003, 03:07 PM

and so, it is done.....check it out

the toad sayeth: ask and ye shall receive!

kerosene · 12-09-2003, 04:56 PM

So, now we know lots of people aren't afraid of peeing in the shower...what about public showers? Hotel Showers? What if a guest at your house peed in your shower, would you mind? Also, do most people here secretly check out the medicine cabinet in the bathroom when at someone's house? Do you look at the inside of a glass before pouring a beverage into it? Who here follows the 5 second rule?

ladysycamore · 12-09-2003, 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by case
So, now we know lots of people aren't afraid of peeing in the shower...what about public showers? Hotel Showers? What if a guest at your house peed in your shower, would you mind?

Well, I wouldn't know if they were peeing in my shower, so I suppose I wouldn't "mind".

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Also, do most people here secretly check out the medicine cabinet in the bathroom when at someone's house?

OH damn, I admit, I've done that before, mostly at a relative's house when I was younger (being a nosy ass!). How about that commercial with the girl in the bathroom and she looks into the cabinet and the shelves fall down with a loud CRASH...LMAO classic!

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Do you look at the inside of a glass before pouring a beverage into it?

Very rarely do I use a glass, and when I do, I usually rinse it out first.

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Who here follows the 5 second rule?

*cringe* Nope.

plthijinx · 12-09-2003, 10:35 PM

here i stand in the shower;
shall i make myself hold it and cower?
nah, i think i'll aim for the drain;
and relieve myself of this retension pain!
ahhhhhh!

wolf · 12-10-2003, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by case
So, now we know lots of people aren't afraid of peeing in the shower...what about public showers?

Avoid at all costs, but no. The girl locker room rules are different.

Hotel Showers?

Not usually.

Actually to clarify, my morning bathroom behavior is such that it is generally not necessary to pee in the shower, as such needs have been attended to first thing, as I generally can't wait until the water is warm enough.

What if a guest at your house peed in your shower, would you mind?

What I don't see happen, hasn't happened. I don't stress over it.

Also, do most people here secretly check out the medicine cabinet in the bathroom when at someone's house?

Nope. Only reason to do that is to find the medications to send with the ambulance after calling 911. Visits to friend's homes don't usually result in trips to the hospital by ambulance.

Do you look at the inside of a glass before pouring a beverage into it?

Yes. And, although you didn't ask, washing the coffee mug at work consists of swishing it out with lukewarm water about once a week (or after use of sugar/cream/hot cocoa mix). I have a black mug (Glock logo) for a reason. The white interior mugs LOOK dirty. I figure I'm going to be pouring an extremely hot beverage into it anyway, which will kill most of what's growing in there. No, I don't need to take sick days.

Who here follows the 5 second rule?

At home, yeah.

At the nuthouse. 1/4 MICROSECOND is too long. It hits the floor, it's trash, no matter how good it is.

tikat · 12-10-2003, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by case
What if a guest at your house peed in your shower, would you mind?

If I were in the shower with her, then yes, I would mind.

FileNotFound · 12-10-2003, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tikat

If I were in the shower with her, then yes, I would mind.

Why do you assume the guest is a she?

5 second rule doesn't work in a house with 2 cats.

Anything that touches the floor instantly has enough hair on it to be considered a hairball.

OnyxCougar · 12-10-2003, 09:57 AM

Tagline.

tikat · 12-10-2003, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FileNotFound
Why do you assume the guest is a she?

Because the situation wouldn't come up if she wasn't.

Unless I wasn't aware that she wasn't, in which case I would be both upset and disappointed. Especially if not-she proceeded to pee in the shower.

insoluble · 12-10-2003, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FileNotFound

Why do you assume the guest is a she?

5 second rule doesn't work in a house with 2 cats.

Anything that touches the floor instantly has enough hair on it to be considered a hairball.

yeah - anything that touches the floor in my house instantly has enough cat around it to be considered retreivable only through surgery.

BrianR · 12-10-2003, 02:12 PM

Gee, in my house, dropped food doesn't even make it TO the floor...the dog snaps it out of air.. Pansies...

Brian

Tobiasly · 12-10-2003, 03:41 PM

I've had a raging case of athlete's foot for a couple months now, so peeing in the shower (on my feet) is a medical necessity.

lumberjim · 12-10-2003, 03:54 PM

boy, this thread makes me want to go take a shower with my cat and some food; drop the food, pee on it, and write a limerick about it.

if i had more time, i'd compose a limerick that covered all of these things.
....anyone?

View Poll Results: Do you pee in the shower?
I am a male and I do	54	54.55%
I am a male and I do not	11	11.11%
I am a female and I do	20	20.20%
I am a female and I do not	10	10.10%
You are a fucking weirdo	4	4.04%
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll

12-09-2003, 03:07 PM	#183
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and so, it is done.....check it out the toad sayeth: ask and ye shall receive! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-09-2003, 10:35 PM	#186
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	here i stand in the shower; shall i make myself hold it and cower? nah, i think i'll aim for the drain; and relieve myself of this retension pain! ahhhhhh! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

12-10-2003, 12:39 AM	#187
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Originally posted by case So, now we know lots of people aren't afraid of peeing in the shower...what about public showers? Avoid at all costs, but no. The girl locker room rules are different. Hotel Showers? Not usually. Actually to clarify, my morning bathroom behavior is such that it is generally not necessary to pee in the shower, as such needs have been attended to first thing, as I generally can't wait until the water is warm enough. What if a guest at your house peed in your shower, would you mind? What I don't see happen, hasn't happened. I don't stress over it. Also, do most people here secretly check out the medicine cabinet in the bathroom when at someone's house? Nope. Only reason to do that is to find the medications to send with the ambulance after calling 911. Visits to friend's homes don't usually result in trips to the hospital by ambulance. Do you look at the inside of a glass before pouring a beverage into it? Yes. And, although you didn't ask, washing the coffee mug at work consists of swishing it out with lukewarm water about once a week (or after use of sugar/cream/hot cocoa mix). I have a black mug (Glock logo) for a reason. The white interior mugs LOOK dirty. I figure I'm going to be pouring an extremely hot beverage into it anyway, which will kill most of what's growing in there. No, I don't need to take sick days. Who here follows the 5 second rule? At home, yeah. At the nuthouse. 1/4 MICROSECOND is too long. It hits the floor, it's trash, no matter how good it is. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-10-2003, 02:12 PM	#193
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Gee, in my house, dropped food doesn't even make it TO the floor...the dog snaps it out of air.. Pansies... Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

12-09-2003, 03:04 PM	#181
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Hey, that could be our next Cellar tagline!

12-09-2003, 03:05 PM	#182
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	Oh. You beat me to it. Fiend! I meant the entire line, though.

12-09-2003, 04:56 PM	#184
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	So, now we know lots of people aren't afraid of peeing in the shower...what about public showers? Hotel Showers? What if a guest at your house peed in your shower, would you mind? Also, do most people here secretly check out the medicine cabinet in the bathroom when at someone's house? Do you look at the inside of a glass before pouring a beverage into it? Who here follows the 5 second rule?

12-10-2003, 09:57 AM	#190
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	Tagline.

12-10-2003, 03:41 PM	#194
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	I've had a raging case of athlete's foot for a couple months now, so peeing in the shower (on my feet) is a medical necessity.

12-10-2003, 03:54 PM	#195
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	boy, this thread makes me want to go take a shower with my cat and some food; drop the food, pee on it, and write a limerick about it. if i had more time, i'd compose a limerick that covered all of these things. ....anyone? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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